Jared Van Dyke
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Jared Van Dyke
@jaredvandyke.bsky.social
WI born and raised | Husband, dad, nerd | WI sports fanatic | Classic rock and metal | #NeverTrump center-right
Best way to watch football.
December 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
But if he had a kid today, the name would be John Birch Carlson.
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Took me a second to realize he said "seal up" and not "feel up".
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I get to see the whole thing because the kiddo has chosen to stay home instead of freezing our butts off watching mom's marching band at the Waukesha holiday parade.
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I was 1 year old, but that game is pictured on the glass I drink out of during almost every game.
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Loaded for bear.
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Military strategy based on the Bible?

Out: drones
In: ram's horns and propping up the arms of a guy holding a stick
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Heroic game from Wicks. Just like we all predicted.
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, and Go Pack Go!
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Still must somehow be the Gold Package's fault.
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
That's what you get for a Staind pun.
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Every time I look at him, I see the guy from What We Do in the Shadows.
a bald man wearing glasses and a brown sweater says i 'm excited
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a brown sweater says i 'm excited
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November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We've seen Jameis make the Packers look like idiots before, and I worried about the dead cat bounce after Daboll got fired.
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM