Jared Zimmerman ✨
@jaredzimmerman.social.jaredzimmerman.com.ap.brid.gy
Product Design Leadership • RISD Alumni • UX, Research & Design Management Consultant & Speaker • Innovaccer, Previously Google, Wikimedia […]
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fun fact "willy nilly" is short for William Nilliam
January 26, 2026 at 7:12 AM
fun fact "willy nilly" is short for William Nilliam
Jonas,
It is me. The President of the United States.
I want to be clear. Denmark’s boats from over 100 years ago were weak and old. They were slow. They broke. They drifted. Boats like that should not decide who gets something as big as Greenland.
Back then, people showed up in bad boats and […]
It is me. The President of the United States.
I want to be clear. Denmark’s boats from over 100 years ago were weak and old. They were slow. They broke. They drifted. Boats like that should not decide who gets something as big as Greenland.
Back then, people showed up in bad boats and […]
Original post on social.jaredzimmerman.com
social.jaredzimmerman.com
January 19, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Jonas,
It is me. The President of the United States.
I want to be clear. Denmark’s boats from over 100 years ago were weak and old. They were slow. They broke. They drifted. Boats like that should not decide who gets something as big as Greenland.
Back then, people showed up in bad boats and […]
It is me. The President of the United States.
I want to be clear. Denmark’s boats from over 100 years ago were weak and old. They were slow. They broke. They drifted. Boats like that should not decide who gets something as big as Greenland.
Back then, people showed up in bad boats and […]
Why is it called Lemmy not Feddit?
September 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Why is it called Lemmy not Feddit?
I thought Gattica was further away. https://mynucleus.com/ivf
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August 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I thought Gattica was further away. https://mynucleus.com/ivf
In Olelo Hawaiʻi (Hawaiian langauge) “Pants” are lole wāwae “leg clothes”
May 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In Olelo Hawaiʻi (Hawaiian langauge) “Pants” are lole wāwae “leg clothes”
Reposted by Jared Zimmerman ✨
March 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
:graze: #grazeformastodon
Submitted bugfix v1.5.1 to Mozilla and Google Extension stores...
Fixes:
- Performance fixes
- Hashtag hovercard issue in Advanced view.
If you have Graze installed it will auto-updated soon, if you don't (re)install at https://jmz.fyi/graze
Submitted bugfix v1.5.1 to Mozilla and Google Extension stores...
Fixes:
- Performance fixes
- Hashtag hovercard issue in Advanced view.
If you have Graze installed it will auto-updated soon, if you don't (re)install at https://jmz.fyi/graze
February 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
:graze: #grazeformastodon
Submitted bugfix v1.5.1 to Mozilla and Google Extension stores...
Fixes:
- Performance fixes
- Hashtag hovercard issue in Advanced view.
If you have Graze installed it will auto-updated soon, if you don't (re)install at https://jmz.fyi/graze
Submitted bugfix v1.5.1 to Mozilla and Google Extension stores...
Fixes:
- Performance fixes
- Hashtag hovercard issue in Advanced view.
If you have Graze installed it will auto-updated soon, if you don't (re)install at https://jmz.fyi/graze
:graze: #graze #grazeformastodon
v1.5 is submitted to extension stores rolling out early next week.
Graze is 1-click follow, favorite, boost, bookmark, and reply for Mastodon, no matter what instance you call home.
📈 Show boosts, and replies on […]
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v1.5 is submitted to extension stores rolling out early next week.
Graze is 1-click follow, favorite, boost, bookmark, and reply for Mastodon, no matter what instance you call home.
📈 Show boosts, and replies on […]
[Original post on social.jaredzimmerman.com]
February 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
:graze: #graze #grazeformastodon
v1.5 is submitted to extension stores rolling out early next week.
Graze is 1-click follow, favorite, boost, bookmark, and reply for Mastodon, no matter what instance you call home.
📈 Show boosts, and replies on […]
[Original post on social.jaredzimmerman.com]
v1.5 is submitted to extension stores rolling out early next week.
Graze is 1-click follow, favorite, boost, bookmark, and reply for Mastodon, no matter what instance you call home.
📈 Show boosts, and replies on […]
[Original post on social.jaredzimmerman.com]
Waterworld is just wet Mad Max
February 2, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Waterworld is just wet Mad Max
Any of you sickos ever put lettuce on a hot dog?
January 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Any of you sickos ever put lettuce on a hot dog?
He’d like to talk to you about why you think it’s acceptable for the fireplace to be off
January 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
He’d like to talk to you about why you think it’s acceptable for the fireplace to be off
January 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The Truth Is
Σtella, Redinho · Up and Away · Song · 2022
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December 25, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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December 12, 2024 at 6:03 PM
This water tower in India next to my hotel looks like a perfect zombie apocalypse camping spot.
December 10, 2024 at 4:55 AM
This water tower in India next to my hotel looks like a perfect zombie apocalypse camping spot.
I really expected more mustard from you. https://social.jaredzimmerman.com/@jaredzimmerman/113570399645848700
Jared Zimmerman ✨ (@[email protected])
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR!
MUSTARD CENSUS
How many types of mustard do you have in your house right now? make sure to do an accurate count...for science
[ ] No Mustard. None.
[ ] 1-2
[ ] 3-5
[ ] 6-9
[ ] 10+
social.jaredzimmerman.com
December 8, 2024 at 5:33 AM
I really expected more mustard from you. https://social.jaredzimmerman.com/@jaredzimmerman/113570399645848700
I don’t want to be “more productive” or “more efficient” or “optimize” anything in my personal life.
December 1, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I don’t want to be “more productive” or “more efficient” or “optimize” anything in my personal life.
Eggs eggs revolution
November 30, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Eggs eggs revolution
Want a simple and delicious vegan black pepper white gravy #recipe?
- 2 large or 3 medium celeriac
- 1/3 cup olive/avo oil
- unsweetened oat/nut milk
- 2 large shallots or 1 sweet onion
- black pepper
- salt or vegetable broth
Rough chop shallot & celeriac ~1cm pieces, add broth & oil, cook […]
- 2 large or 3 medium celeriac
- 1/3 cup olive/avo oil
- unsweetened oat/nut milk
- 2 large shallots or 1 sweet onion
- black pepper
- salt or vegetable broth
Rough chop shallot & celeriac ~1cm pieces, add broth & oil, cook […]
Original post on social.jaredzimmerman.com
social.jaredzimmerman.com
November 28, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Want a simple and delicious vegan black pepper white gravy #recipe?
- 2 large or 3 medium celeriac
- 1/3 cup olive/avo oil
- unsweetened oat/nut milk
- 2 large shallots or 1 sweet onion
- black pepper
- salt or vegetable broth
Rough chop shallot & celeriac ~1cm pieces, add broth & oil, cook […]
- 2 large or 3 medium celeriac
- 1/3 cup olive/avo oil
- unsweetened oat/nut milk
- 2 large shallots or 1 sweet onion
- black pepper
- salt or vegetable broth
Rough chop shallot & celeriac ~1cm pieces, add broth & oil, cook […]
The shopping list on my phone tried to autocomplete Brie to Brie Larson instead of Brie Cheese. I don’t think they have that at the grocery and I think my wife might object.
November 25, 2024 at 6:05 PM
The shopping list on my phone tried to autocomplete Brie to Brie Larson instead of Brie Cheese. I don’t think they have that at the grocery and I think my wife might object.
I made one of those smashed potato crust quiches that the internet seems to be enamored with, but deep dish style. Leeks, shallots, spinach, chives, and emmentaler cheese.
November 8, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I made one of those smashed potato crust quiches that the internet seems to be enamored with, but deep dish style. Leeks, shallots, spinach, chives, and emmentaler cheese.
October 29, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I'm not really a "post photos of myself online" kind of person, but it's been 10(?) years since I had professional ones taken for work-ish purposes. behold. or something.
October 8, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I'm not really a "post photos of myself online" kind of person, but it's been 10(?) years since I had professional ones taken for work-ish purposes. behold. or something.
No thanks. I think I’ll pass (out)
October 1, 2024 at 11:15 PM
No thanks. I think I’ll pass (out)