Secessio Plebis!

a form of protest in ancient Rome where plebeians (commoners) would collectively leave the city en masse to halt the economy and force the patrician (aristocratic) class to grant them more rights and representation.

Yep. If the rental desk said, “all we have is a Tesla” I would say, “fuck it, I’m walking.”

It’s Pro Wrestling

But the legend, it’s said, is much older.

I thought that was a regional style thing…like Britain leaves it outside.

And I swear I remember an English teacher saying it depends on whether the writer or the quoted individual is adding the punctuation.

I tend to agree with you more often than not.

I hate him so much

It was like watching a movie made from cut away shots.

This is how LaCroix is made

It absolutely is.
They hand picked the ones that aren’t up for re-election.

It’s like fucking Pro wrestling

Well…now he only eats guitars

Ah good sir, you must be a democrat. Please lick my butthole clean while I consider killing some people, maybe without bombs today. Hmm