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A lot of artificial sweeteners were discovered by bored chemists licking stuff (seriously)
December 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
A lot of artificial sweeteners were discovered by bored chemists licking stuff (seriously)
His district looks like a drunk guy trying to draw the western hemisphere in ms paint
October 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
His district looks like a drunk guy trying to draw the western hemisphere in ms paint
I'm guessing he sees that if someone put of state can challenge California redistricting it could complicate all the other gerrymandering
October 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'm guessing he sees that if someone put of state can challenge California redistricting it could complicate all the other gerrymandering
I did enjoy this movie, particularly the ending sequence. Horror needs to lean more into the tension of long still shots.
October 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I did enjoy this movie, particularly the ending sequence. Horror needs to lean more into the tension of long still shots.
Abbadon forever!
September 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Abbadon forever!
Have you gotten to the Enigma - Return to Innocence scene yet?
September 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Have you gotten to the Enigma - Return to Innocence scene yet?
Why are you texting me a satisfaction survey, burrito truck? How do you have my number?
June 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Why are you texting me a satisfaction survey, burrito truck? How do you have my number?
There was a physics professor who was a dad in my childhood boy scout troop. One summer we went on a sailing trip in the Florida Keys and he wore a pair of water shoes the ENTIRE time, didn't even take them off to sleep. The rash got so bad we had to dock early so he could get an ambulance.
June 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
There was a physics professor who was a dad in my childhood boy scout troop. One summer we went on a sailing trip in the Florida Keys and he wore a pair of water shoes the ENTIRE time, didn't even take them off to sleep. The rash got so bad we had to dock early so he could get an ambulance.
Mae Martin's parents have an interesting story about a moose youtu.be/UsoU12yuo2I?...
Mae Martin Parents Stories 🦌#shorts #short
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February 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Mae Martin's parents have an interesting story about a moose youtu.be/UsoU12yuo2I?...
*blows raspberry*
February 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
*blows raspberry*
Seems fitting that my starting word is adieu
November 4, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Seems fitting that my starting word is adieu
You have to be careful when cats start eating grass, it can be a sign they're actually a small cow
November 4, 2024 at 10:45 PM
You have to be careful when cats start eating grass, it can be a sign they're actually a small cow
I spent ~$1600 last night on parts for a new gaming desktop I absolutely do not need
October 30, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I spent ~$1600 last night on parts for a new gaming desktop I absolutely do not need
Supertrain (TV Series 1979) ⭐ 4.4 | Adventure, Comedy, Crime
1h
m.imdb.com
August 22, 2024 at 3:15 PM
For the last 25 years I've had this irrational feeling that I'll die listening to Piano Man and I have no idea why.
June 17, 2024 at 7:39 PM
For the last 25 years I've had this irrational feeling that I'll die listening to Piano Man and I have no idea why.
A doctor I know who works with the elderly told me that old people on ozempic have a lot faster physical decline, so maybe it's both?
June 1, 2024 at 12:52 AM
A doctor I know who works with the elderly told me that old people on ozempic have a lot faster physical decline, so maybe it's both?
They have a long history of carpooling
May 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
They have a long history of carpooling
The north star is younger than sharks
April 5, 2024 at 3:50 PM
The north star is younger than sharks
Joey Pant's hair was modeled on Christopher Nolan's
March 13, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Joey Pant's hair was modeled on Christopher Nolan's
That was the premise of 'Great Minds with Dan Harmon'
February 17, 2024 at 12:21 AM
That was the premise of 'Great Minds with Dan Harmon'
"I didn't think I'd have to clean MY room" said person who voted for "Clean your room NOW I'm not gonna tell you this again" party
February 16, 2024 at 6:40 PM
"I didn't think I'd have to clean MY room" said person who voted for "Clean your room NOW I'm not gonna tell you this again" party
There's a barbecue restaurant near me that used to (like 5 years ago) sell beaver meat during lent.
January 26, 2024 at 12:32 AM
There's a barbecue restaurant near me that used to (like 5 years ago) sell beaver meat during lent.