Bagels are the CORRECT choice. The sausage really does slap though if you haven‘t had it. I usually get both a bacon and a sausage.
February 8, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Bagels are the CORRECT choice. The sausage really does slap though if you haven‘t had it. I usually get both a bacon and a sausage.
Sized down on the briefs, as they should be
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Sized down on the briefs, as they should be
Yanking the hog and the second baby daughter gorl cat comes around wanting to play “too”, an immediate boner-killer because why wouldn’t it be.
February 6, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Yanking the hog and the second baby daughter gorl cat comes around wanting to play “too”, an immediate boner-killer because why wouldn’t it be.
Oh you gotta get that man to, you both might really love it 👀
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Oh you gotta get that man to, you both might really love it 👀
You like your fur being pulled on, even just a little bit? If not, you can pull on mine 😮💨
February 4, 2026 at 5:08 PM
You like your fur being pulled on, even just a little bit? If not, you can pull on mine 😮💨
Remember last year when we spent the literal entire month of February under freezing? I wish only Pepperidge Farm remembered
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Remember last year when we spent the literal entire month of February under freezing? I wish only Pepperidge Farm remembered
Snow on Friday
February 4, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Snow on Friday
Can I squeeze sometime? 😮💨
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Can I squeeze sometime? 😮💨
If you will not vote in a way that cares about people YOU SAY you care for, or won’t vote at all, I cannot reconcile it. Why the fuck are you in my life, honestly? Politics affects EVERYTHING, literally everything
February 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
If you will not vote in a way that cares about people YOU SAY you care for, or won’t vote at all, I cannot reconcile it. Why the fuck are you in my life, honestly? Politics affects EVERYTHING, literally everything
Now, ”civility“ is so out the window for me. Republicans will excuse themselves in ANY WAY to restrict the rights of people and I’m not standing for it. And, if you voted Republican, increasingly you’re on my 💩 list too — Friends, family, it doesn’t matter to me.
February 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Now, ”civility“ is so out the window for me. Republicans will excuse themselves in ANY WAY to restrict the rights of people and I’m not standing for it. And, if you voted Republican, increasingly you’re on my 💩 list too — Friends, family, it doesn’t matter to me.
I had sat the fence as a libertarian for YEARS — Voted Johnson in 2016 and did not vote in 2020. Objectively, choices on both sides have been not at all enough for anyone since 2016. However, in 2024, I voted for Harris out of mobilization, when the Dobbs decision really was the decider for me.
February 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I had sat the fence as a libertarian for YEARS — Voted Johnson in 2016 and did not vote in 2020. Objectively, choices on both sides have been not at all enough for anyone since 2016. However, in 2024, I voted for Harris out of mobilization, when the Dobbs decision really was the decider for me.
Had to get a check engine light checked out. ended up being my car’s thermostat, and I can only imagine it’s because it also gave up on any hope of getting above freezing°.
January 31, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Had to get a check engine light checked out. ended up being my car’s thermostat, and I can only imagine it’s because it also gave up on any hope of getting above freezing°.
On Thirsty Thursday we’re thirsty
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
On Thirsty Thursday we’re thirsty
If you have any fabric masks from during the pandemic still in a drawer somewhere, those work for keeping the cold wind out of your face perfectly during this weather
January 27, 2026 at 11:37 PM
If you have any fabric masks from during the pandemic still in a drawer somewhere, those work for keeping the cold wind out of your face perfectly during this weather
Hopefully they take care of it sooner than later because the temperatures will not for at least the next 10 days.
January 27, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Hopefully they take care of it sooner than later because the temperatures will not for at least the next 10 days.
I worked a 16 hour day yesterday — Started when there was only several inches of snow down, ended when there was more than 2 feet — Was first on my worksite and the last to leave — We happened to have our plow guys on site and a few of them helped me dig my car out. 🥺😭🙏🏼
Community does still exist.
Community does still exist.
January 26, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I worked a 16 hour day yesterday — Started when there was only several inches of snow down, ended when there was more than 2 feet — Was first on my worksite and the last to leave — We happened to have our plow guys on site and a few of them helped me dig my car out. 🥺😭🙏🏼
Community does still exist.
Community does still exist.
You got two nipples, I got two fingers — What a coincidence
January 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
You got two nipples, I got two fingers — What a coincidence
Black definitely shows off the legs and bulge better 😮💨
January 26, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Black definitely shows off the legs and bulge better 😮💨
Of course you have personality.
It’s the hairy chest (too).
It’s the hairy chest (too).
January 23, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Of course you have personality.
It’s the hairy chest (too).
It’s the hairy chest (too).
Nope. And I even use actual, dries-your-skin-out, non-moisturizing bar soap. 🫢
January 23, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Nope. And I even use actual, dries-your-skin-out, non-moisturizing bar soap. 🫢
I have giant thighs and [almost] all of the giant Target Pokémon Squishmallows. (I missed getting giant Dragonite, Togepi, and Teddiursa 🥺, but recently got Sprigatito and Rowlet.) How does that make you feel?
January 23, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I have giant thighs and [almost] all of the giant Target Pokémon Squishmallows. (I missed getting giant Dragonite, Togepi, and Teddiursa 🥺, but recently got Sprigatito and Rowlet.) How does that make you feel?
Cuddle buds make it warm
January 20, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Cuddle buds make it warm
…Would that alter ego’s name be Baby, not Bobby? 😏
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
…Would that alter ego’s name be Baby, not Bobby? 😏