Jarred McGinnis
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'Maybe America isn't ready for a superstar in a wheelchair.' - Ian MacKaye New book! Out with Harvill in 2026. THERE IS NO MEANT TO BE. Debut novel THE COWARD w. ‪@canongate.co.uk jarredmcginnis.com
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There Is No Meant to Be" is available for preorder! My publisher promised that if I have 250 preorders that I get a case of prosecco left over from last year's Christmas party. 500 preorders before March & they'll go halfsies on a vintage George Foreman!

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I studied philosophy so I know how to make my bullshit sound true. ;)
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The maths for the shit-for-fuck theorem are surprisingly simple. A second year undergraduate could do the proof.
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I realise when tarot appears in fiction I have an immediate, possibly unfair, reaction.

Tarot in the book. Book in the bin. What's your reading red line?
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10% of my parenting is having tiny humans to show all my favourite movies. Is 8 and 9 too early for 'Night of the Hunter'?
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‘She and Toklas lived between two worlds – the official avant-garde world of Hemingway and Picasso, and the unofficial lesbian avant-garde of Natalie Barney and Janet Flanner and Ethel Mars and Maud Hunt Squire.’

Adam Thirlwell on Gertrude Stein: www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
Adam Thirlwell · Devotion to the Cut: Gertrude Stein makes it plain
We’re so used to voice as confession, as a form of radical honesty, that it can be hard to appreciate Gertrude Stein...
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One of my wife’s French friends when finding out who long we’ve been married asked her if I was her first ‘sex boy’. I’m using this title for all administrative forms now. Marital Status: spouse’s sex boy.
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I’ve been invited to my own event. I’m tempted to respond to the organisers to tell them on a number of occasions the author has touched me inappropriately.
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On the tram a nursing mother said Bon appétit to her baby. That’s peak French cuteness there.
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There Is No Meant to Be" is available for preorder! My publisher promised that if I have 250 preorders that I get a case of prosecco left over from last year's Christmas party. 500 preorders before March & they'll go halfsies on a vintage George Foreman!

uk.bookshop.org/p/books/ther...
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I'd settle for a PBUH following every time Melville's name appears in text.
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You're doing the work for the sake of the work. It's great to see that rewarded. Bravo Hession!
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I present the most french of french delicacies. Pruneaux fourrés. Some french prune farmers decided the only way to improve their plums was to stuff them with more plums.
Pruneaux fourrés are prunes stuffed with prune paste. They are magic.
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They call them proofs because it always feels like an elaborate hoax until you see them. Book 2 coming next March.
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@officialmelbrooks.bsky.social My daughters, 8 and 9, watched Spaceballs and have talked about nothing else. Lots of questions but glorious to see humour reach across generations.
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I needed to look up my French editor's name to make sure I spell it right (his name has so many accent marks it looks like a cactus) and I found this great photo. This was the first event in France at Librairie Le livre et la tortue in Paris. That's pretty much how I remember the event going.
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Gethan Dick signed some copies of Water in the Desert, Fire in the Night around Dublin recently. In case you didn't get one, we also have some limited, signed bookplates!
Image is a copy of Gethan Dick's Water in the Desert Fire in the Night, next to a bookplate that looks a bit like a title page. It's been signed by Gethan with the word "Enjoy!". Backdrop looks like burnt floorboards and suits the apocalyptic vibe of the novel.
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Otto von Bismarck was reported to have challenged Rudolf Virchow to a duel. Virchow, being entitled to choose the weapons, chose two pork sausages, one infected with the roundworm Trichinella; the two would each choose and eat a sausage. Bismarck reportedly declined. @wikipedia.org
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Whenever my daughters struggle to open a jar, I do it and say 'Raw Power!' #iggypop

Now when they need me to open a jar or lid they just shout, 'Papa! I need Raw Power!'

I'm not going to lie. It gives me a little boost. 💪
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They say you shouldn’t live your dreams through your children. They are wrong. Behold last night’s dinner. My daughter wanted quadruple potato. I made it happen.
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If I said it once, I've said it a million times, pride flags need more sweet-ass battle axes.

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I know what song I'm picking for Karaoke.