I feel like the majority of republican anger is because they can’t call the attacker a slur.
July 16, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I feel like the majority of republican anger is because they can’t call the attacker a slur.
The movie Supercell is fine but whoever did the soundtrack said “I will make every moment sound like a stress inducing dinosaur imminent Jurassic park score vibe”
July 15, 2024 at 1:13 AM
The movie Supercell is fine but whoever did the soundtrack said “I will make every moment sound like a stress inducing dinosaur imminent Jurassic park score vibe”
I once fell asleep while getting a blow job. That guy just sent me a dick pic and we haven’t talked in 9 years?? There is NO WAY I was that memorable?
July 10, 2024 at 3:39 AM
I once fell asleep while getting a blow job. That guy just sent me a dick pic and we haven’t talked in 9 years?? There is NO WAY I was that memorable?
While you’re having a BRAT summer, watch Bottoms because Charli XCX did the soundtrack.
July 9, 2024 at 2:53 AM
While you’re having a BRAT summer, watch Bottoms because Charli XCX did the soundtrack.
Making toum is not easy! Fattoush however is a fun time to make.
May 27, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Making toum is not easy! Fattoush however is a fun time to make.
The moth in my closet eating my clothes.
May 26, 2024 at 1:46 AM
The moth in my closet eating my clothes.
My frames for the last four years were my favorite and my new ones are even better but bronze. I just realized they are just modern Adam Maitland. #Beetlejuice
May 12, 2024 at 4:49 AM
My frames for the last four years were my favorite and my new ones are even better but bronze. I just realized they are just modern Adam Maitland. #Beetlejuice
I’m in a zoom and all I can do is look at how pretty and blue my eyes are when I wear my Jean jacket.
April 26, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I’m in a zoom and all I can do is look at how pretty and blue my eyes are when I wear my Jean jacket.
I sat on the paper covered exam chair at my dermatologist and my sweaty hands got stuck.
April 22, 2024 at 10:06 PM
I sat on the paper covered exam chair at my dermatologist and my sweaty hands got stuck.
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oh boy i’ve always wanted to 10x my writing
April 21, 2024 at 4:48 PM
oh boy i’ve always wanted to 10x my writing
MH370 is this eras Titanic and when we find the crash site and figure it out it will 100% get a movie with a forced romantic plot.
March 29, 2024 at 1:34 AM
MH370 is this eras Titanic and when we find the crash site and figure it out it will 100% get a movie with a forced romantic plot.
I may not be the friend that made it out rich and bought everyone houses but I am the one that budgeted for a family plan to share with ones I love.
March 13, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I may not be the friend that made it out rich and bought everyone houses but I am the one that budgeted for a family plan to share with ones I love.
Guess the movie I just watched. Gay ghost trauma sex.
March 13, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Guess the movie I just watched. Gay ghost trauma sex.
I had no idea fief was a word until I started watching #Shōgun. I’m 33, what the hell? It’s just four letters, how do I know know a four letter word? I regularly play spelling games!?
March 7, 2024 at 1:32 AM
I had no idea fief was a word until I started watching #Shōgun. I’m 33, what the hell? It’s just four letters, how do I know know a four letter word? I regularly play spelling games!?
There is nothing that describes a twink after the age of 30 so I’m suggesting Elder Twink.
January 27, 2024 at 4:31 AM
There is nothing that describes a twink after the age of 30 so I’m suggesting Elder Twink.
My cat hasn’t been feeling well. He followed me into my room faster than usual and I picked him up because I love him. Turns out he ran in there for the litter box. I have the shit stained shirt to prove it.
January 25, 2024 at 1:14 AM
My cat hasn’t been feeling well. He followed me into my room faster than usual and I picked him up because I love him. Turns out he ran in there for the litter box. I have the shit stained shirt to prove it.
Me watching an African safari tour: Oh my god, Lion King!
January 24, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Me watching an African safari tour: Oh my god, Lion King!
My favorite line from any tv show ever is season one of #LoveOnTheSpectrum. *opens the front door for his relationship therapist* “Out you go, Jodie”
January 24, 2024 at 2:40 AM
My favorite line from any tv show ever is season one of #LoveOnTheSpectrum. *opens the front door for his relationship therapist* “Out you go, Jodie”
We got my parents digital photo frames and it shuffles pics but still has me and my cat side by side. Like father like son.
December 25, 2023 at 9:42 PM
We got my parents digital photo frames and it shuffles pics but still has me and my cat side by side. Like father like son.
I love how Barry Keoghan can look every age at once.
December 24, 2023 at 1:40 AM
I love how Barry Keoghan can look every age at once.
And on the SIXTH day of my 33rd birthday week I realized I don’t like making my birthday about me because my mom always made it about her. I was always told “it’s a day for your mom as well! Respect her wishes on your birthday, she birthed you!”. Love having a mom that grew up an only child.
December 10, 2023 at 8:57 PM
And on the SIXTH day of my 33rd birthday week I realized I don’t like making my birthday about me because my mom always made it about her. I was always told “it’s a day for your mom as well! Respect her wishes on your birthday, she birthed you!”. Love having a mom that grew up an only child.
Leave the World Behind was amazing and I yelled “WHAT THE FUCK” at the end.
December 9, 2023 at 4:13 AM
Leave the World Behind was amazing and I yelled “WHAT THE FUCK” at the end.
School Spirits is like a modern high school version of Dead Like Me, I love this show.
December 7, 2023 at 2:30 AM
School Spirits is like a modern high school version of Dead Like Me, I love this show.
The leaning tower falling soon really is a cherry on top of the current times.
December 2, 2023 at 9:16 PM
The leaning tower falling soon really is a cherry on top of the current times.