Jarr's Media Thread
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1. Hollow Knight (1st Ending)
Me starting this game: "I don't know why people initially compared this to Dark Souls when it's just a metroidvania."
Me with the story at the endgame: "I GOT TRICKED INTO FUCKING PLAYING DARK SOULS AGAIN!" (But with gameplay that isn't miserable to experience)
Me starting this game: "I don't know why people initially compared this to Dark Souls when it's just a metroidvania."
Me with the story at the endgame: "I GOT TRICKED INTO FUCKING PLAYING DARK SOULS AGAIN!" (But with gameplay that isn't miserable to experience)
January 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
1. Hollow Knight (1st Ending)
Me starting this game: "I don't know why people initially compared this to Dark Souls when it's just a metroidvania."
Me with the story at the endgame: "I GOT TRICKED INTO FUCKING PLAYING DARK SOULS AGAIN!" (But with gameplay that isn't miserable to experience)
Me starting this game: "I don't know why people initially compared this to Dark Souls when it's just a metroidvania."
Me with the story at the endgame: "I GOT TRICKED INTO FUCKING PLAYING DARK SOULS AGAIN!" (But with gameplay that isn't miserable to experience)
136. Five Nights at Freddy's 2
It's really funny watching this with people who are entrenched in FNAF lore because they just start speaking in tongues and the only thing I can really do is silently nod my head at what they're saying.
It's really funny watching this with people who are entrenched in FNAF lore because they just start speaking in tongues and the only thing I can really do is silently nod my head at what they're saying.
January 1, 2026 at 6:26 AM
136. Five Nights at Freddy's 2
It's really funny watching this with people who are entrenched in FNAF lore because they just start speaking in tongues and the only thing I can really do is silently nod my head at what they're saying.
It's really funny watching this with people who are entrenched in FNAF lore because they just start speaking in tongues and the only thing I can really do is silently nod my head at what they're saying.
135. Umamusume: Cinderella Gray (Cour 1 & 2)
Yeah this outright is my favorite season of the franchise. Absolute peak fiction with none of these horses being medicated.
Yeah this outright is my favorite season of the franchise. Absolute peak fiction with none of these horses being medicated.
December 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
135. Umamusume: Cinderella Gray (Cour 1 & 2)
Yeah this outright is my favorite season of the franchise. Absolute peak fiction with none of these horses being medicated.
Yeah this outright is my favorite season of the franchise. Absolute peak fiction with none of these horses being medicated.
134. Sanda
Sanda is...definitely an experience. I don't really have much to say other than I liked it quite a bit and that all of the characters are freaks with no exceptions.
Sanda is...definitely an experience. I don't really have much to say other than I liked it quite a bit and that all of the characters are freaks with no exceptions.
December 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
134. Sanda
Sanda is...definitely an experience. I don't really have much to say other than I liked it quite a bit and that all of the characters are freaks with no exceptions.
Sanda is...definitely an experience. I don't really have much to say other than I liked it quite a bit and that all of the characters are freaks with no exceptions.
133. The Bourne Ultimatum
Now normally it would be weird to watch the third movie as the first. However, I watched the entire thing due to an ultimatum of whether or not I stayed after entering the call just to perform a bit.
Oh the movie's pretty good and easy to pick up too.
Now normally it would be weird to watch the third movie as the first. However, I watched the entire thing due to an ultimatum of whether or not I stayed after entering the call just to perform a bit.
Oh the movie's pretty good and easy to pick up too.
December 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
133. The Bourne Ultimatum
Now normally it would be weird to watch the third movie as the first. However, I watched the entire thing due to an ultimatum of whether or not I stayed after entering the call just to perform a bit.
Oh the movie's pretty good and easy to pick up too.
Now normally it would be weird to watch the third movie as the first. However, I watched the entire thing due to an ultimatum of whether or not I stayed after entering the call just to perform a bit.
Oh the movie's pretty good and easy to pick up too.
132. The New Mutants
Inside everyone there are two bears. One is gay. The other is gay. Both are gay.
Inside everyone there are two bears. One is gay. The other is gay. Both are gay.
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 AM
132. The New Mutants
Inside everyone there are two bears. One is gay. The other is gay. Both are gay.
Inside everyone there are two bears. One is gay. The other is gay. Both are gay.
131. Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 AM
131. Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember
130. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
If it wasn't for the fact that this movie runs a really bad bit that wasn't good even back then, I would consider this movie an overall improvement over the first one.
If it wasn't for the fact that this movie runs a really bad bit that wasn't good even back then, I would consider this movie an overall improvement over the first one.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 AM
130. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
If it wasn't for the fact that this movie runs a really bad bit that wasn't good even back then, I would consider this movie an overall improvement over the first one.
If it wasn't for the fact that this movie runs a really bad bit that wasn't good even back then, I would consider this movie an overall improvement over the first one.
129. The Hobbit Film Trilogy (Maple Film's Cut)
These movies show why you should never open your door to Gandalf. The wizard weed is simply not worth it.
The movies were pretty neat, but I did like the other film trilogy more than this one.
These movies show why you should never open your door to Gandalf. The wizard weed is simply not worth it.
The movies were pretty neat, but I did like the other film trilogy more than this one.
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
129. The Hobbit Film Trilogy (Maple Film's Cut)
These movies show why you should never open your door to Gandalf. The wizard weed is simply not worth it.
The movies were pretty neat, but I did like the other film trilogy more than this one.
These movies show why you should never open your door to Gandalf. The wizard weed is simply not worth it.
The movies were pretty neat, but I did like the other film trilogy more than this one.
128. Dispatch
Fuuuuuuck I'm gonna have to replay this game a lot more.
The gameplay's fun, the characters are really charming, and the brainspiders have been continuously active over the course of 4 weeks.
Fuuuuuuck I'm gonna have to replay this game a lot more.
The gameplay's fun, the characters are really charming, and the brainspiders have been continuously active over the course of 4 weeks.
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
128. Dispatch
Fuuuuuuck I'm gonna have to replay this game a lot more.
The gameplay's fun, the characters are really charming, and the brainspiders have been continuously active over the course of 4 weeks.
Fuuuuuuck I'm gonna have to replay this game a lot more.
The gameplay's fun, the characters are really charming, and the brainspiders have been continuously active over the course of 4 weeks.
127. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
I've heard about Austin Powers for a long while now but didn't really know what it was about.
It's fine?
I've heard about Austin Powers for a long while now but didn't really know what it was about.
It's fine?
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 AM
127. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
I've heard about Austin Powers for a long while now but didn't really know what it was about.
It's fine?
I've heard about Austin Powers for a long while now but didn't really know what it was about.
It's fine?
126. Timeless Love
This movie's great when you take what it is and interpret it in the most deranged way possible.
Akane from the Zero Escape games also did this with Junpei.
This movie's great when you take what it is and interpret it in the most deranged way possible.
Akane from the Zero Escape games also did this with Junpei.
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
126. Timeless Love
This movie's great when you take what it is and interpret it in the most deranged way possible.
Akane from the Zero Escape games also did this with Junpei.
This movie's great when you take what it is and interpret it in the most deranged way possible.
Akane from the Zero Escape games also did this with Junpei.
125. Pokémon Legends: Z-A
Yeah I like this game a lot. I find it to be the mainline Pokémon game with the best character writing. The game also had a lot of music tracks that fucked extremely hard.
That $30 DLC coming out 2 months after release still disgusts me.
Yeah I like this game a lot. I find it to be the mainline Pokémon game with the best character writing. The game also had a lot of music tracks that fucked extremely hard.
That $30 DLC coming out 2 months after release still disgusts me.
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
125. Pokémon Legends: Z-A
Yeah I like this game a lot. I find it to be the mainline Pokémon game with the best character writing. The game also had a lot of music tracks that fucked extremely hard.
That $30 DLC coming out 2 months after release still disgusts me.
Yeah I like this game a lot. I find it to be the mainline Pokémon game with the best character writing. The game also had a lot of music tracks that fucked extremely hard.
That $30 DLC coming out 2 months after release still disgusts me.
124. Scream 4
Glad to know that Sidney Prescott can still lock the fuck in a decade later.
Glad to know that Sidney Prescott can still lock the fuck in a decade later.
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
124. Scream 4
Glad to know that Sidney Prescott can still lock the fuck in a decade later.
Glad to know that Sidney Prescott can still lock the fuck in a decade later.
123. Scream 3
I don't think it's as good as the first two movies, but it's still a really fun movie to watch.
But also Dewey c'mon man. You gotta stop practicing self-harm, and in the film where the biggest crime against life is Gale's bangs.
I don't think it's as good as the first two movies, but it's still a really fun movie to watch.
But also Dewey c'mon man. You gotta stop practicing self-harm, and in the film where the biggest crime against life is Gale's bangs.
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
123. Scream 3
I don't think it's as good as the first two movies, but it's still a really fun movie to watch.
But also Dewey c'mon man. You gotta stop practicing self-harm, and in the film where the biggest crime against life is Gale's bangs.
I don't think it's as good as the first two movies, but it's still a really fun movie to watch.
But also Dewey c'mon man. You gotta stop practicing self-harm, and in the film where the biggest crime against life is Gale's bangs.
122. Umamusume: Pretty Derby - Beginning of a New Era (Rewatch)
Glad to rewatch this movie featuring my favorite SCP.
Glad to rewatch this movie featuring my favorite SCP.
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
122. Umamusume: Pretty Derby - Beginning of a New Era (Rewatch)
Glad to rewatch this movie featuring my favorite SCP.
Glad to rewatch this movie featuring my favorite SCP.
121. Scream 2
I look forward to the later movies supporting my idea that Sidney Prescott grows into the John Wick of slasher movies.
I look forward to the later movies supporting my idea that Sidney Prescott grows into the John Wick of slasher movies.
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
121. Scream 2
I look forward to the later movies supporting my idea that Sidney Prescott grows into the John Wick of slasher movies.
I look forward to the later movies supporting my idea that Sidney Prescott grows into the John Wick of slasher movies.
120. The Haunted Mansion (2003)
Glad to see that this film respects the practice of pondering the orb.
Glad to see that this film respects the practice of pondering the orb.
October 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
120. The Haunted Mansion (2003)
Glad to see that this film respects the practice of pondering the orb.
Glad to see that this film respects the practice of pondering the orb.
119. Van Helsing (2004)
This movie introduces the automatic crossbow as the coolest thing so early on only for it to take 100 bolts to barely hit anything.
Other than that, it's a pretty alright.
This movie introduces the automatic crossbow as the coolest thing so early on only for it to take 100 bolts to barely hit anything.
Other than that, it's a pretty alright.
October 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
119. Van Helsing (2004)
This movie introduces the automatic crossbow as the coolest thing so early on only for it to take 100 bolts to barely hit anything.
Other than that, it's a pretty alright.
This movie introduces the automatic crossbow as the coolest thing so early on only for it to take 100 bolts to barely hit anything.
Other than that, it's a pretty alright.
118. Hades II
I've had this game beaten for a few days, but it's taken me a while for my thoughts to cook while doing a little bit of the postgame.
The combat gameplay is an overall improvement over its predecessor and is very fun. That being said, I have a LOT of thoughts about the story.
I've had this game beaten for a few days, but it's taken me a while for my thoughts to cook while doing a little bit of the postgame.
The combat gameplay is an overall improvement over its predecessor and is very fun. That being said, I have a LOT of thoughts about the story.
October 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
118. Hades II
I've had this game beaten for a few days, but it's taken me a while for my thoughts to cook while doing a little bit of the postgame.
The combat gameplay is an overall improvement over its predecessor and is very fun. That being said, I have a LOT of thoughts about the story.
I've had this game beaten for a few days, but it's taken me a while for my thoughts to cook while doing a little bit of the postgame.
The combat gameplay is an overall improvement over its predecessor and is very fun. That being said, I have a LOT of thoughts about the story.
117. Hoodwinked (Rewatch)
It took watching this as an adult to realize how bad this movie looks even for 2005. That being said, there were still several parts that I found hilarious.
Twitchy somehow managed to stay forgotten in the back of my head until him showing up made me remember everything.
It took watching this as an adult to realize how bad this movie looks even for 2005. That being said, there were still several parts that I found hilarious.
Twitchy somehow managed to stay forgotten in the back of my head until him showing up made me remember everything.
October 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
117. Hoodwinked (Rewatch)
It took watching this as an adult to realize how bad this movie looks even for 2005. That being said, there were still several parts that I found hilarious.
Twitchy somehow managed to stay forgotten in the back of my head until him showing up made me remember everything.
It took watching this as an adult to realize how bad this movie looks even for 2005. That being said, there were still several parts that I found hilarious.
Twitchy somehow managed to stay forgotten in the back of my head until him showing up made me remember everything.
116. Scream (1986)
Sidney Prescott is never not going through the torture nexus at all times.
Pretty fun movie to watch.
Sidney Prescott is never not going through the torture nexus at all times.
Pretty fun movie to watch.
October 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
116. Scream (1986)
Sidney Prescott is never not going through the torture nexus at all times.
Pretty fun movie to watch.
Sidney Prescott is never not going through the torture nexus at all times.
Pretty fun movie to watch.
115. Muppets Most Wanted
I still found this to be pretty alright despite liking its prequel a lot more. It still had some pretty funny bits though.
I still found this to be pretty alright despite liking its prequel a lot more. It still had some pretty funny bits though.
October 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
115. Muppets Most Wanted
I still found this to be pretty alright despite liking its prequel a lot more. It still had some pretty funny bits though.
I still found this to be pretty alright despite liking its prequel a lot more. It still had some pretty funny bits though.
114. The Muppets (2011)
This was just overall very delightful. The comedy was also really good.
Miss Piggy will continue to evade the consequences of her crimes.
This was just overall very delightful. The comedy was also really good.
Miss Piggy will continue to evade the consequences of her crimes.
September 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
114. The Muppets (2011)
This was just overall very delightful. The comedy was also really good.
Miss Piggy will continue to evade the consequences of her crimes.
This was just overall very delightful. The comedy was also really good.
Miss Piggy will continue to evade the consequences of her crimes.