Jezebel Salazar
@jas-315.bsky.social
I like possums, staring into the void, and making assholes cry. I sign my emails JS.
I haven't stopped fucking screaming, trust.
February 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I haven't stopped fucking screaming, trust.
Yeah I told this dude the comparison was incredibly offensive and he was like " I'm incredibly offensive" like bro.
Broooooo.
Broooooo.
February 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Yeah I told this dude the comparison was incredibly offensive and he was like " I'm incredibly offensive" like bro.
Broooooo.
Broooooo.
Jesus said, "let the children come to me, unless it's boring, in which case let them go to the toilet until it's time for snacks." Sleazenthians 42 or 43
January 30, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Jesus said, "let the children come to me, unless it's boring, in which case let them go to the toilet until it's time for snacks." Sleazenthians 42 or 43
Didn't you throw it at the ground?
May 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Didn't you throw it at the ground?
They were EVERYWHERE last year!
May 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
They were EVERYWHERE last year!
Absolutely. I tipped mega in Nepal, but we'd all made friends with this waiter and we were just like 🥰 he got mad at me once for tipping, but usually he was cool with it.
May 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Absolutely. I tipped mega in Nepal, but we'd all made friends with this waiter and we were just like 🥰 he got mad at me once for tipping, but usually he was cool with it.
See there are some towns in developing nations that are pretty much built on us tipping. I've never been to one, but I have mixed feels.
May 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
See there are some towns in developing nations that are pretty much built on us tipping. I've never been to one, but I have mixed feels.
Fuck. Don't fall asleep, I guess.
April 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Fuck. Don't fall asleep, I guess.