Jason Geffner
@jas.ong
Principal Security Engineer at Microsoft. Formerly at Google and Amazon.
You’re thinking of goatsę
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You’re thinking of goatsę
I’ve seen them in Seattle, and in Vegas during BH. One of the things I love about them is that they’ll often explain how they do a trick before they do it, to show that so much is in the art of the performance itself instead of solely relying on the trick’s secrets.
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’ve seen them in Seattle, and in Vegas during BH. One of the things I love about them is that they’ll often explain how they do a trick before they do it, to show that so much is in the art of the performance itself instead of solely relying on the trick’s secrets.
𝗌̶𝗉̶𝖺̶𝗀̶𝗁̶𝖾̶𝗍̶𝗍̶𝗂̶ ̶𝖺̶𝗇̶𝖽̶ ̶𝗆̶𝖾̶𝖺̶𝗍̶ ̶𝖻̶𝖺̶𝗅̶𝗅̶𝗌̶
spaghetti and meat sPHeres
spaghetti and meat sPHeres
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
𝗌̶𝗉̶𝖺̶𝗀̶𝗁̶𝖾̶𝗍̶𝗍̶𝗂̶ ̶𝖺̶𝗇̶𝖽̶ ̶𝗆̶𝖾̶𝖺̶𝗍̶ ̶𝖻̶𝖺̶𝗅̶𝗅̶𝗌̶
spaghetti and meat sPHeres
spaghetti and meat sPHeres
There was a big movie from 2007 with a character named Topsy Kretts and at the end it was revealed that his name meant TOP SECRET…S.
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
There was a big movie from 2007 with a character named Topsy Kretts and at the end it was revealed that his name meant TOP SECRET…S.
Wow, @alexwinter.com, you look in this photo just like the real Frank Zappa! Incredible!
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Wow, @alexwinter.com, you look in this photo just like the real Frank Zappa! Incredible!
Last time I went through the car buying process, I told every dealership “no” when they asked if I would give them my phone number. And for the ones who insisted on it before they let me take a test-drive, I gave them a wrong phone number.
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Last time I went through the car buying process, I told every dealership “no” when they asked if I would give them my phone number. And for the ones who insisted on it before they let me take a test-drive, I gave them a wrong phone number.
The top song this week? That’s right, it’s Theme From A Summer Place!
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The top song this week? That’s right, it’s Theme From A Summer Place!
I’ve found gephi.org to be really good at graph layouts.
Gephi - The Open Graph Viz Platform
Gephi is the leading visualization and exploration software for all kinds of graphs and networks. Gephi is open-source and free.
gephi.org
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’ve found gephi.org to be really good at graph layouts.
Why does the sky look to be only twenty feet behind her?
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Why does the sky look to be only twenty feet behind her?
Amsterdam — We put the C in your H₂O
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Amsterdam — We put the C in your H₂O
SANDWICH (sandwich but capitalized)
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
SANDWICH (sandwich but capitalized)
This just in: Mr. Trump has changed his name to Mr. Pmurt.
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This just in: Mr. Trump has changed his name to Mr. Pmurt.
Come join me at Microsoft! Unlimited free Coke Zero!
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Come join me at Microsoft! Unlimited free Coke Zero!
I heard her say she was going to go spelunking.
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I heard her say she was going to go spelunking.
The restaurant name should have been a clue.
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The restaurant name should have been a clue.