a beautiful Tiefling Druid and a Dwarf Barb who fucks.

Right?? Very sweet girl 🥹

4 years in this building and never seen a single mouse poo… ren faire stuff is cleaned and needless to say it’s NOT going back downstairs lmao

not him saying “this will also address the asymmetry” ummm excuse me they’re asymmetrical?? 😂

Booooooo… you could always take Tylenol for the time being? I know it’s not the same but at least it might help a little?

wtf did they say why you can’t take painkillers??

no but I feel kinda bitchy doing that, idk why 🥴

I hate that they take him to upscale restaurants (because they have money) and let him run around and be irritating, and just think it’s the cutest thing ever. Some people can’t afford these restaurants on a weekly basis so maybe think about their experience for a sec!!!

I’m kinda just trying to distance myself cuz it genuinely feels rude to say “I don’t enjoy children”, plus I don’t enjoy the way they think their kid is perfect and can do no wrong

LITERALLY SAME

like stfu not everything has to be about youuuuuu. We get it, you’re gay and oppressed, try being multiple other minorities at the same time 🥴

** done (she says half an hour later)

but have I don’t anything to fix it? No.