Jasmine Howard
jashow.bsky.social
Jasmine Howard
@jashow.bsky.social
Accomplished couch potato ✨
JEFF HILLER HIVE, LET’S GO
September 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Film!

5. Wedding hijinks
4. Climax resulting Mission Control celebration
3. It’s WWII, and the clock is ticking!
2. Focus Features period piece and/or European setting
1. Based-on-a-true-story (or real enough) journalism feat, process saga, or caper
- Sub category: Mark Ruffalo figures it out
5. Prison Break, But Only W/Prisoners Who Aren't THAT Bad, Except Maybe One Guy Who IS Bad, But Dies Selflessly So It's OK.
4. Embodiment of Sublimated Id Wreaks Havoc
3. Lachrymose Sportsball
2. Cool Person Avoids Sunlight, Religious Objects, Drinks Blood. Identity a Secret.
1. Monkey.
My favorite film genres

5. Someone is leaving for college
4. Men with a deep platonic love for each other working together to solve a problem
3. The whole movie is spent preparing for a cool thing and then they do the cool thing
2. True love that cannot be
1. James Cameron has an idea
March 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Abby Cadabby is REINTEGRATING
March 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
As we wind down 2024, I will miss my daughter using Rudolph’s full name. That is, Rudolph With The Nose So Bright.
December 31, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Am I allowed to make my children’s birthday party Poptarts Bowl-themed?
December 30, 2024 at 1:54 AM
I don’t care if it’s not real. Excluding Jason Derulo’s fall from the Met Gala Moments category of Pop Culture Jeopardy is shameful.
December 6, 2024 at 4:01 AM
The heroism of the Pampers Blowout Barrier product development team cannot be overstated.
November 26, 2024 at 12:56 PM