Jasmin Darnell | Elden Lord
@jasmindarnell.bsky.social
Fantastic side profile
January 30, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Fantastic side profile
Your reaction makes me so happy 🥲
January 29, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Your reaction makes me so happy 🥲
I want to watch all of them
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I want to watch all of them
Welcome to the hellmouth
January 25, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Welcome to the hellmouth
Looks like her work
January 25, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Looks like her work
Poor Things (2023)
I rewatched this in order to expose a friend to it and it improved greatly on second viewing. In fact for some time now I have considered it one of the handsomest movies of my acquaintances. The fashion choices that irked me the first time around seemed perfect on review.
I rewatched this in order to expose a friend to it and it improved greatly on second viewing. In fact for some time now I have considered it one of the handsomest movies of my acquaintances. The fashion choices that irked me the first time around seemed perfect on review.
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Poor Things (2023)
I rewatched this in order to expose a friend to it and it improved greatly on second viewing. In fact for some time now I have considered it one of the handsomest movies of my acquaintances. The fashion choices that irked me the first time around seemed perfect on review.
I rewatched this in order to expose a friend to it and it improved greatly on second viewing. In fact for some time now I have considered it one of the handsomest movies of my acquaintances. The fashion choices that irked me the first time around seemed perfect on review.
One Battle After Another (2025)
I didn’t realise this was going to be a fun, humorous action like they had in the 80s and 90s. More like this pls.
I didn’t realise this was going to be a fun, humorous action like they had in the 80s and 90s. More like this pls.
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 AM
One Battle After Another (2025)
I didn’t realise this was going to be a fun, humorous action like they had in the 80s and 90s. More like this pls.
I didn’t realise this was going to be a fun, humorous action like they had in the 80s and 90s. More like this pls.
Sinners (2025)
I really wanted to love it. The hype was insane. The potential was sky high. The editing kept letting it down. It’s like when Rachel made that delicious trifle and put beef in it.
I really wanted to love it. The hype was insane. The potential was sky high. The editing kept letting it down. It’s like when Rachel made that delicious trifle and put beef in it.
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Sinners (2025)
I really wanted to love it. The hype was insane. The potential was sky high. The editing kept letting it down. It’s like when Rachel made that delicious trifle and put beef in it.
I really wanted to love it. The hype was insane. The potential was sky high. The editing kept letting it down. It’s like when Rachel made that delicious trifle and put beef in it.
High Life (2018)
This movie gave me the icks big time. Also it bummed me out. But Mia Goths and Robert Pattersons faces are in it which tricked me into watching more of it.
This movie gave me the icks big time. Also it bummed me out. But Mia Goths and Robert Pattersons faces are in it which tricked me into watching more of it.
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 AM
High Life (2018)
This movie gave me the icks big time. Also it bummed me out. But Mia Goths and Robert Pattersons faces are in it which tricked me into watching more of it.
This movie gave me the icks big time. Also it bummed me out. But Mia Goths and Robert Pattersons faces are in it which tricked me into watching more of it.
There Will Be Blood (2007)
I finally watched it. I do like a slow burn. Daniel Day Lewis is very entertaining. Paul Dano was perfect in this role. Quentin Tarantino can suck an egg. He makes amazing movies though. Problematic favs amirite.
I finally watched it. I do like a slow burn. Daniel Day Lewis is very entertaining. Paul Dano was perfect in this role. Quentin Tarantino can suck an egg. He makes amazing movies though. Problematic favs amirite.
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 AM
There Will Be Blood (2007)
I finally watched it. I do like a slow burn. Daniel Day Lewis is very entertaining. Paul Dano was perfect in this role. Quentin Tarantino can suck an egg. He makes amazing movies though. Problematic favs amirite.
I finally watched it. I do like a slow burn. Daniel Day Lewis is very entertaining. Paul Dano was perfect in this role. Quentin Tarantino can suck an egg. He makes amazing movies though. Problematic favs amirite.
Bugonia (2025)
I enjoyed it and I realised I’m incapable of tiring of Emma Stone.
I enjoyed it and I realised I’m incapable of tiring of Emma Stone.
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Bugonia (2025)
I enjoyed it and I realised I’m incapable of tiring of Emma Stone.
I enjoyed it and I realised I’m incapable of tiring of Emma Stone.
The “planner” should “step down from their position”
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 AM
The “planner” should “step down from their position”
IMHO it can only help their image
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 AM
IMHO it can only help their image
Red corner really off her game tbh
January 21, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Red corner really off her game tbh
Omg so lucky
January 21, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Omg so lucky
Gumroad took it down 🥲
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Gumroad took it down 🥲