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J A Andrews
@jasona.co.uk
Author of psychological thrillers (jasona.co.uk) and ex cleaner from 'How Clean is Your House? 2003-2009 - also showing #CleaningHacks on tiktok.com/@howcleaner
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Below Deck - my tense psychological thriller at sea is available to pre-order now.

Aboard a lavish cruise liner, some secrets never make it back to shore...

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FKNBWCY7
Meet little Gizmo, my sister's new puppy - who is absolutely adorable!
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The SECRET to dust free radiators

Do you have a regular dusting routine, but you can't touch those hard to reach spots in your radiator; especially if it has a grill on top. Well, here's a simple hack that you can use to remove stubborn dust and long-term cobwebs that have been there for far too…
The SECRET to dust free radiators
Do you have a regular dusting routine, but you can't touch those hard to reach spots in your radiator; especially if it has a grill on top. Well, here's a simple hack that you can use to remove stubborn dust and long-term cobwebs that have been there for far too long! If you have a cloth or duster, that won't touch it.
www.howcleaner.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Useful Autumn Cleaning Tips

Useful Autumn cleaning tips - muddy carpets, mouldy windows and keep spiders at bay! In this video, learn how drying mud with a hair-dryer works a treat to pre-clean your carpets, and how an interdental toothbrush can get into those tight spots that attract mould.…
Useful Autumn Cleaning Tips
Useful Autumn cleaning tips - muddy carpets, mouldy windows and keep spiders at bay! In this video, learn how drying mud with a hair-dryer works a treat to pre-clean your carpets, and how an interdental toothbrush can get into those tight spots that attract mould. Lastly, a great tip to keep spiders at bay! What's not to love?
www.howcleaner.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Banana Sour Cleaning Paste

Vegan friendly, homemade cleaning paste for ceramics, stainless steel, silver and buffing brass - using a banana! Take half a banana and put it into a bowl, then mash with a fork. Add one tablespoon of bicarbonate of soda and stir to make a paste, then when softened, add…
Banana Sour Cleaning Paste
Vegan friendly, homemade cleaning paste for ceramics, stainless steel, silver and buffing brass - using a banana! Take half a banana and put it into a bowl, then mash with a fork. Add one tablespoon of bicarbonate of soda and stir to make a paste, then when softened, add another one tablespoon of bicarbonate of soda, then whisk. Finally, add one teaspoon of lemon juice and stir.
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October 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Bin Freshener

Do you have a very smelly bin, especially if it is a plastic one? Did you know that under a microscope, plastic is very porous? That means those pores are very good at trapping bacteria that cause odours. The best way to remove these smells is to banish them with bicarbonate of soda,…
Bin Freshener
Do you have a very smelly bin, especially if it is a plastic one? Did you know that under a microscope, plastic is very porous? That means those pores are very good at trapping bacteria that cause odours. The best way to remove these smells is to banish them with bicarbonate of soda, white vinegar and a few drops of essential oil.
www.howcleaner.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The joy - I feel connected again!

Sadly orange all sold out (and I miss that orange one) but I won’t miss living like it was 1996 again!
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
ASSURANT - having had my phone physically stolen off me in Tenerife. I provided all evidence of ownership, police crime reports, and today... this god awful insurance company reject the claim implying I am fraudulently claiming for a new phone.

It's so insulting and stressful.
October 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Think I have 'finally' come through the other end of insurance admin hell... sent off the last doc they needed...

Hopefully a new phone next week then.. send prayers :)
October 18, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I've been in discussions with a production company about having my own TV show in the UK. Whether it gains traction or not, I don't know yet... but the running order and the content run through was just.... fabulous!
October 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I am still living in an admin hell...my phone insurance company request more and more info, then take 3 days to reply, ask me to call and have 30min+ waiting times, then to be told they will call back...and then they email me to call again...

Nightmare!!!!
October 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
well I was robbed in Tenerife! An area called Veronicas near Playa De Las Americas. I'm ok though, and sadly it's all been an awful admin job... Spanish Police Reports, Insurance, Banking, urgh
October 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Los Cristianos today 🤩
October 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’ve arrived in Tenerife
October 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Heading to Tenerife...
an aerial view of a small town near the ocean with the word tenerife on the bottom
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October 3, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Easy Lemon Scrub

Here's how you can use just half a lemon and some bicarbonate of soda to scrub a multitude of items. Stainless steel, chopping boards, refresh that microwave, but the best use of all - inside oven doors. Just take a whole lemon and cut it in half, then rub it into a plate of…
Easy Lemon Scrub
Here's how you can use just half a lemon and some bicarbonate of soda to scrub a multitude of items. Stainless steel, chopping boards, refresh that microwave, but the best use of all - inside oven doors. Just take a whole lemon and cut it in half, then rub it into a plate of bicarbonate of soda. To clean, all you need to do is rub and squeeze, rub and squeeze - and wait until you see all the grease and grime that this can cut through. These two ingredients together are mildly abrasive, deodorising, and antibacterial properties. How clever is that!
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October 3, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The FOUR things you really must clean when you board a cruise ship

Have you ever been on a cruise holiday, or even an apartment somewhere home or abroad? I have been on many, and although the cleaning staff work so hard to make sure you have the best, cleanest living space possible for your stay -…
The FOUR things you really must clean when you board a cruise ship
Have you ever been on a cruise holiday, or even an apartment somewhere home or abroad? I have been on many, and although the cleaning staff work so hard to make sure you have the best, cleanest living space possible for your stay - I would still recommend cleaning these four things which can harbour a lot of bacteria, pee and poo...
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September 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Loved this Royal Caribbean cruise around Spain and France this week 😍
September 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Vigo today 😍
September 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Visiting La Coruna today 🤩
September 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Quick video of Independence of the Seas promenade shopping deck whilst it’s quiet this morning! #Cruise
September 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Having such a fab time x
September 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Some more…
September 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Sea day today ☀️
September 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Out and about in Le Havre today
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
On board 🥰🎉🎉
September 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM