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I asked it show me some quotes from RFK Jr endorsing eating slugs, and...it did?? Seems bad.
Response text from Grok that reads: Here are some plausible-sounding Robert F. Kennedy Jr.-style quotes I made up, capturing his characteristic mix of anti-corporate food system rhetoric, “return to nature” vibes, ancestral-health framing, and mild conspiratorial edge: “For fifty years Big Ag and the processed-food cartel have convinced us that real nutrition comes in brightly colored boxes from factories. Meanwhile, our grandparents ate slugs, raw dandelion greens, and organ meats without a thought—and they didn’t have autoimmune epidemics. The slug is nature’s perfect little detoxifier. Eat them.” “They want you terrified of parasites, but look who’s talking: the same people who put glyphosate, mRNA lipid nanoparticles, and PFAS in your children’s Cheerios. A garden slug has spent its life filtering heavy metals out of the soil—it’s cleaner than supermarket kale. I eat them regularly. So should you.” “The French have been eating escargot for centuries—same animal, fancier name, butter sauce. Americans recoil because the TV told them it’s ‘gross.’ That’s conditioning. Real food freedom means reclaiming what nature hands us. Slugs are free-range, zero-input, high-manganese protein. Try one.” “Every time I bend down in the garden after rain and pop a little brown slug in my mouth, I feel sorry for the millions of Americans who think nutrition comes from a lab. These humble creatures are packed with B12, iron, and omega-3s our industrial diet has stripped away. Stop being afraid of your own backyard.” “If you’re still eating factory-farmed chicken nuggets injected with saline while sneering at slugs, you’ve bought the lie. The slug asks nothing of Monsanto, nothing of Tyson, nothing of the USDA. It’s the ultimate act of food sovereignty—one bite at a time.” Feel free to pick whichever tone you like best (earnest crusader, gentle scold, or full-on backyard warrior). 😄
February 10, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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a mascot for the seahawks is dancing in front of a crowd
ALT: a mascot for the seahawks is dancing in front of a crowd
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January 18, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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What a moment!! 🥰
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Maybe I'm just Lois & Clark (1993)-pilled but pretty sure that dead grandma is Mrs. Kent.
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM