God created the heaven AND the earth? In this economy?!

We have a Christmas Eve tradition of finger foods. Deviled eggs are a reminder of the Christmas miracle. I can eat maybe two eggs normally. Deviled? I could eat a dozen. Truly miraculous.

Lotta people using AI to generate pictures that make them look more attractive than they are in real life. Seems bad. I’ll use AI to make myself look uglier than I really am. I’d rather people be surprised that, in reality, I’m less ugly than they expected.

The only way to stop a bad guy with measles is a good guy with measles.

One of the worst parts of staying with friends or family is feeling guilty for peeing in their shower.

A key pillar of the abundance agenda should be ensuring a sufficient supply of Chick-fil-A Sauce at all Chick-fil-A catered events.

The hotel room lighting industry is ripe for disruption.

In biology, carcinisation is when different species convergently evolve into a crab.
In B2B SaaS, it's when every startup evolves into a CRM.

Hey, I don’t know if anyone else has noticed, but stocks are on major sale right now. Not sure how long it’ll last, so if you’ve been thinking about buying, now might be a good time.

One argument against permanent Standard Time is darker evenings. But wouldn’t schools, businesses, and routines be able to shift to match daylight anyway? If so, doesn’t that make choice between ST vs. DST irrelevant? Time is fixed, but our routines aren’t.

“If you wish to unit test your database queries from scratch, you must first invent the universe.” -Carl Sagan, probably

Things childhood media misled me into thinking would be common in life:
• Quicksand
• Interruptions from jackhammers
• Falling anvils/pianos
• Constant drug offers
• "Stop, drop, and roll"

Things media got exactly right:
• How often dads get kicked in the nuts by kids