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It's a "theory" in the "theory of gravity" sense of the word, right?
January 20, 2026 at 12:31 AM
It's a "theory" in the "theory of gravity" sense of the word, right?
Honestly kind of surprised they didn't indict in Eileen Cannon's district to get her as the judge
January 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Honestly kind of surprised they didn't indict in Eileen Cannon's district to get her as the judge
"Hey Grok, what can we indict Maduro for?"
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
"Hey Grok, what can we indict Maduro for?"
"It wasn't an MRI... Fake news! They just used magnetic resonance to create some images, that's all!"
January 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
"It wasn't an MRI... Fake news! They just used magnetic resonance to create some images, that's all!"
Prometheus is a Christmas movie!
December 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Prometheus is a Christmas movie!
I believe that for electronic court filings, writing /s/ and your name functions as a signature
December 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I believe that for electronic court filings, writing /s/ and your name functions as a signature
Looks like Trump when the wind blows his hair
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Looks like Trump when the wind blows his hair
WTF does he think "stealth" plane means a cloaking device like in Star Trek or Predator? 🤣
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
WTF does he think "stealth" plane means a cloaking device like in Star Trek or Predator? 🤣
I'll bet he's used the "can I meet you" line more than once
December 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'll bet he's used the "can I meet you" line more than once
What particularly irks me is when they say he won "in a landslide," wasn't it like 1.5%? If I recall correctly Biden won in 2020 by 4.5% but no one in the media called it a "landslide"
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What particularly irks me is when they say he won "in a landslide," wasn't it like 1.5%? If I recall correctly Biden won in 2020 by 4.5% but no one in the media called it a "landslide"
The so-called "victim" was asking for it, what with those pies cooling provocatively on the sill of an open window; the steam even turned into the shape of a hand and led him there by his nose!
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The so-called "victim" was asking for it, what with those pies cooling provocatively on the sill of an open window; the steam even turned into the shape of a hand and led him there by his nose!
Kavanagh, J.: [slams fourth tequila shot] "Bro... If you commit an offense against a State, but the States are United, it's an offense against the United States! Fuck yeah that's smart"
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Kavanagh, J.: [slams fourth tequila shot] "Bro... If you commit an offense against a State, but the States are United, it's an offense against the United States! Fuck yeah that's smart"
Kavanagh, J.: [slams fourth tequila shot] "Bro... If you commit an offense against a State, but the States are United, it's an offense against the United States! Fuck yeah that's smart"
December 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Kavanagh, J.: [slams fourth tequila shot] "Bro... If you commit an offense against a State, but the States are United, it's an offense against the United States! Fuck yeah that's smart"
Ilan Wurman: "There is significant uncertainty and robust debate as to the president's power to pardon state convictions"
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Ilan Wurman: "There is significant uncertainty and robust debate as to the president's power to pardon state convictions"
She's looking kind of orange...
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
She's looking kind of orange...