Jason Diamond
@jasondiamond.bsky.social
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“Writer" - The New Yorker. “Author” - New York Times. “A fabulous old soul” - Russ & Daughters Instagram account. “Unlikely model” - BBC. My novel “Kaplan’s Plot” is out fall of 2025 on Flatiron.
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I don’t love online sessions
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I hope at least I’d be a Roz Chast.
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I glanced at the bust of Freud on my shrink’s desk right after I told her that waiting to see if the NYT will review my novel reminds me of the strained relationship I have with my parents. It was at that moment that I unlocked a new level of insufferable New Yorker.
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dorothyjberry.bsky.social
I even let my picture be taken, willingly! Those who know me know what a commitment to this project is represented here!

Sign up for the book release conversation, me and my pal and colleague Barrye Brown from the Schomburg!
Oct 20 7pm EST
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Hello. It’s me.
mysteriousbookshop.com
Afternoon visit from @jasondiamond.bsky.social who signed his excellent crime fiction-adjacent debut novel KAPLAN’S PLOT.

Signed copies here: www.mysteriousbookshop.com/products/jas...
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Bitch, the Cowboys couldn’t even beat the Bears.
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Texas proudly invading Illinois.

It’s hard to describe the level of potential constitutional crisis here.
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Oh man. This is beautiful
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I appreciated it being you.
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Kevin Smith doesn’t get enough credit for how he really owns the role of Silent Bob.
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Saw Karl Ove Knausgård sitting outside a coffee shop, smoking a cigarillo, editing by hand on expensive-looking paper. This sounds like a Warren Zevon lyric.
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Screw this.
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Chicago Ald. Jessie Fuentes' office has released video of federal agents handcuffing her at Humboldt Park Health, as she asked them to present a judicial warrant for another arrest.
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It’s a fact that only animals can curse the Cubs.
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This might be the fasting talking but the Cubs are gonna win the World Series.
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We’ve reached the portion of Yom Kippur fasting where stuff like this starts to happen.
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This has me worrying less that my publishers might get mad about how every copy of my novel that I sign also smells like garlic.
emilyhughes.bsky.social
no no the publishing industry is doing fine, why do you ask
A screenshot from Publisher's Lunch: 
Jennifer L. Armentrout and Hellmann's	  	
In a promotion designed for BookTok enjoyment, Jennifer L. Armentrout’s just-published THE PRIMAL OF BLOOD AND BONE is available in a special, limited-edition "garlic-scented copy, infused with Hellmann’s Garlic Aioli to create a one-of-a-kind, Craven-proof book." They explain: "This exclusive edition is printed with garlic-infused ink, designed to ward off Armentrout’s bloodthirsty monsters, the Craven. While humans may dread garlic breath, Hellmann’s has cleverly transformed this social faux pas into an unexpected – and delicious – form of supernatural protection."
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I called in a favor!
heyratty.bsky.social
Very cool of MLB to move Sox/Yankees Game 3 to 8PM on account of @jasondiamond.bsky.social’s book reading tonight!
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This is me when someone asks for me to give an “elevator pitch” for my novel.