363 days/year: "Why would I want a smart kitchen appliance? That's ridiculous."

2 days/year: "Ugh. Why can't the stove fix it's own damn clock."

It's kind of impressive how much Duolingo can teach you. For example, in French autocorrect fucks you every bit as hard as it does in English.

Highway engineers: "Just one more lane and all our problems will be solved!"

Java programmers: "Just one more abstraction and all our problems will be solved!"

Had a chance earlier to de-escalate and basically responded with "🖕" so if anyone can recommend a good follow for Random Animal Facts and/or long form Star Trek discussion, thanks in advance.

Well, I downloaded my final Twitter archive and verified it seems to be in good order, so it's time to start closing things down over there.

I'm paring down the list of people I follow to just the ones that aren't elsewhere, so I can try again later on.

Just getting a couple pet peeves of mine out there, because it might make me feel better:

I saw your skeet the first time, you don't need to repost it to show us all how clever it was.

FFS don't repost an entire thread one skeet at a time. Spamming someone into my timeline just makes me mute them.

Took a while for me to get an invite.