@jasonh073.bsky.social
Weigh yourself before and after the poop and subtract.
February 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Weigh yourself before and after the poop and subtract.
SQUANTZ
(dons ridiculous foam hat)
Squantz Pond. It's a funny name.
(dons ridiculous foam hat)
Squantz Pond. It's a funny name.
January 19, 2026 at 8:28 PM
SQUANTZ
(dons ridiculous foam hat)
Squantz Pond. It's a funny name.
(dons ridiculous foam hat)
Squantz Pond. It's a funny name.
If they were displayed in a storefront in Stockholm, would that be a widow Swede's widow's weeds window?
January 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
If they were displayed in a storefront in Stockholm, would that be a widow Swede's widow's weeds window?
Ugh. Corporate software.
I'm glad I no longer have to use Concur, but I am now saddled with Teams. Not sure which is worse.
I'm glad I no longer have to use Concur, but I am now saddled with Teams. Not sure which is worse.
January 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Ugh. Corporate software.
I'm glad I no longer have to use Concur, but I am now saddled with Teams. Not sure which is worse.
I'm glad I no longer have to use Concur, but I am now saddled with Teams. Not sure which is worse.
That second "the" is making my eye twitch.
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
That second "the" is making my eye twitch.
I can't really blame him though. That's what living in a DOOOOOOOM HOOOOOOUSE can do to you.
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I can't really blame him though. That's what living in a DOOOOOOOM HOOOOOOUSE can do to you.
Weird handshake "power moves". Squeezing really tight, not letting go, pulling into you, that sort of insufferable thing.
As a semi related thing Ceri- using the other person's name way too much in conversation. Ceri- you know what I'm talking about? I'm sure, Ceri, that you've encountered this.
As a semi related thing Ceri- using the other person's name way too much in conversation. Ceri- you know what I'm talking about? I'm sure, Ceri, that you've encountered this.
December 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Weird handshake "power moves". Squeezing really tight, not letting go, pulling into you, that sort of insufferable thing.
As a semi related thing Ceri- using the other person's name way too much in conversation. Ceri- you know what I'm talking about? I'm sure, Ceri, that you've encountered this.
As a semi related thing Ceri- using the other person's name way too much in conversation. Ceri- you know what I'm talking about? I'm sure, Ceri, that you've encountered this.
Good luck from next door in NC!
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Good luck from next door in NC!
1. Rhubarb
2. Sweet Potato
3. Apple
4. Strawberry
5. Pumpkin
2. Sweet Potato
3. Apple
4. Strawberry
5. Pumpkin
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
1. Rhubarb
2. Sweet Potato
3. Apple
4. Strawberry
5. Pumpkin
2. Sweet Potato
3. Apple
4. Strawberry
5. Pumpkin
"Make" is an awfully strong word. It implies that he provides something of value in return.
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"Make" is an awfully strong word. It implies that he provides something of value in return.
My grandparents had a dog named Obi. It was short for Obnoxious.
He was a very vocal, needy, special dog with fewer than average functioning neurons, and he was perfect.
He was a very vocal, needy, special dog with fewer than average functioning neurons, and he was perfect.
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My grandparents had a dog named Obi. It was short for Obnoxious.
He was a very vocal, needy, special dog with fewer than average functioning neurons, and he was perfect.
He was a very vocal, needy, special dog with fewer than average functioning neurons, and he was perfect.
Was it Grandma's recipe for spicy sauce, or is there something else going on in that sauce because Grandma is a bit spicy?
As someone who had a spicy Grandma, I have to ask
As someone who had a spicy Grandma, I have to ask
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Was it Grandma's recipe for spicy sauce, or is there something else going on in that sauce because Grandma is a bit spicy?
As someone who had a spicy Grandma, I have to ask
As someone who had a spicy Grandma, I have to ask
I prefer a forebear being a bear trained to walk in front of you to clear a path in crowded places.
I would likely also have an aftercapybara.
I would likely also have an aftercapybara.
November 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I prefer a forebear being a bear trained to walk in front of you to clear a path in crowded places.
I would likely also have an aftercapybara.
I would likely also have an aftercapybara.
Every little bit pushes the line forward.
October 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Every little bit pushes the line forward.
Been watching you for a bit, always suspected you were a good one, I'm glad to see my suspicions confirmed.
Good man.
Good man.
October 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Been watching you for a bit, always suspected you were a good one, I'm glad to see my suspicions confirmed.
Good man.
Good man.
I like pronouncing it "hey-soos". It makes all the signs I see around sound like there's this really cool Mexican guy I need to meet. "Jesus loves you. Trucking for Jesus. Jesus is coming, and he's bringing quesabirria."
October 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I like pronouncing it "hey-soos". It makes all the signs I see around sound like there's this really cool Mexican guy I need to meet. "Jesus loves you. Trucking for Jesus. Jesus is coming, and he's bringing quesabirria."
I propose:
Pooden
Poobern
Poosheep
Pooden
Poobern
Poosheep
October 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I propose:
Pooden
Poobern
Poosheep
Pooden
Poobern
Poosheep
Happy birthday!
Oh wait
Congratulations!
Oh wait
Congratulations!
September 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Happy birthday!
Oh wait
Congratulations!
Oh wait
Congratulations!
Until they back it up with action it isn't worth the paper it's printed on. The Republican party has long been one of performative rhetoric and underhanded policy. Cruz is just playing the standard game.
September 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Until they back it up with action it isn't worth the paper it's printed on. The Republican party has long been one of performative rhetoric and underhanded policy. Cruz is just playing the standard game.
I'd love to see them excavate a landfill and try to make sense of millions of little bags of dog poop.
No other kind of poop, just dog poop.
No other kind of poop, just dog poop.
September 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I'd love to see them excavate a landfill and try to make sense of millions of little bags of dog poop.
No other kind of poop, just dog poop.
No other kind of poop, just dog poop.
I've had to explain to a few people that there's a difference
between shooting at a neck sized target and shooting at a man sized target and happening to hit it in the neck.
between shooting at a neck sized target and shooting at a man sized target and happening to hit it in the neck.
September 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I've had to explain to a few people that there's a difference
between shooting at a neck sized target and shooting at a man sized target and happening to hit it in the neck.
between shooting at a neck sized target and shooting at a man sized target and happening to hit it in the neck.
Did they have different names?
September 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Did they have different names?
BXL Cafe on 43rd is a cool little Belgian bar. It's not spacious, but they do the faintsy glass rinsing and foam cutting off things, have delicious beer, and killer moules frites and croque monsieur. I try to get there whenever I'm in town.
September 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
BXL Cafe on 43rd is a cool little Belgian bar. It's not spacious, but they do the faintsy glass rinsing and foam cutting off things, have delicious beer, and killer moules frites and croque monsieur. I try to get there whenever I'm in town.