We've been told that gas line repairs will take two weeks. Thank goodness for Camping Jason.

"Skyrocketing housing cost" should be on that list somewhere

A new mystery tooth emerging from the same damn spot that I had a gnarly wisdom tooth extracted 5 years ago

I think it's become undeniable at this point that someone has pissed off the Sun or something. I say we just hand that guy over to it with an apology letter to smooth things over.