Jason Kaufman
@jasonkaufman.bsky.social
🎶☮️🌈✊ - Respecting others and full of fear. I'm here because I miss the old bird app.
Finally got the CCR rights back. He better sue
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Finally got the CCR rights back. He better sue
Suuuure. Let me check in on X.... yup still 90% racist bots.
December 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Suuuure. Let me check in on X.... yup still 90% racist bots.
How have I never seen these?! 🔥 🔥 🔥
December 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
How have I never seen these?! 🔥 🔥 🔥
We've been had!
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
We've been had!
😅 He dreidel'd that football pretty hard tho 🫣
December 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
😅 He dreidel'd that football pretty hard tho 🫣
Now... what if he STILL does it tonight
December 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Now... what if he STILL does it tonight
She shouldn't be wearing the shirt. But this doesn't help.
Tell her it's inappropriate and divisive. Talk to the manager. Don't start with "are you f-ing stupid" - these people have been manipulated over decades of hate-fueled mis-info. Pity them. Cursing 5 times in a minute is just childish
Tell her it's inappropriate and divisive. Talk to the manager. Don't start with "are you f-ing stupid" - these people have been manipulated over decades of hate-fueled mis-info. Pity them. Cursing 5 times in a minute is just childish
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
She shouldn't be wearing the shirt. But this doesn't help.
Tell her it's inappropriate and divisive. Talk to the manager. Don't start with "are you f-ing stupid" - these people have been manipulated over decades of hate-fueled mis-info. Pity them. Cursing 5 times in a minute is just childish
Tell her it's inappropriate and divisive. Talk to the manager. Don't start with "are you f-ing stupid" - these people have been manipulated over decades of hate-fueled mis-info. Pity them. Cursing 5 times in a minute is just childish
Me watching Welcome to Derry
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Me watching Welcome to Derry
If "take my strong hand" is back... I'm in
Its Me Im The Guy Chris Elliot GIF
ALT: Its Me Im The Guy Chris Elliot GIF
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If "take my strong hand" is back... I'm in
When my initial reaction is "oh dang, he died?" - it's prob time to stop having kids
October 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
When my initial reaction is "oh dang, he died?" - it's prob time to stop having kids
Met my wife through friends. That being said, we are the only people we know who didn't meet on dating apps 🤔
October 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Met my wife through friends. That being said, we are the only people we know who didn't meet on dating apps 🤔
At a minimum, those crosses should at least be on fire 🔥
October 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
At a minimum, those crosses should at least be on fire 🔥
COD - The douche in the high castle
October 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
COD - The douche in the high castle
This might be the best joke I've ever read on bluesky
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October 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This might be the best joke I've ever read on bluesky
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Sufjan Stevens - Illinois (aka Come on feel the Illinoise)
Sufjan Stevens - Greetings from Michigan, the Great Lake state
Sufjan Stevens - Greetings from Michigan, the Great Lake state
October 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Sufjan Stevens - Illinois (aka Come on feel the Illinoise)
Sufjan Stevens - Greetings from Michigan, the Great Lake state
Sufjan Stevens - Greetings from Michigan, the Great Lake state
You cannot convince me this isn't an entryway rug from his foyer
October 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You cannot convince me this isn't an entryway rug from his foyer
Shhhiiit 38 and never felt so old
September 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Shhhiiit 38 and never felt so old
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G"
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"Good fight with Swalwell"
FFS
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"Good fight with Swalwell"
FFS
September 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G"
➡️
"Good fight with Swalwell"
FFS
➡️
"Good fight with Swalwell"
FFS
Don't stop believing. It makes my skin crawl
September 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Don't stop believing. It makes my skin crawl