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I wasn't provided a handbook; may I borrow yours?
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Bummed to learn Smokey X has be diagnosed with cancer. A very good boy who made his debut in 2013. Unclear how much time he's got left, but he's going to be very well cared for.
A brown, black, and grey bluetick coonhound sitting up with a charcoal ushanka on his head and an orange blanket draped on his back.
October 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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I must not fear.
Fear is the mind killer.
Cloaked figure with blue eyes stands in front of an orange, yellow, blue, and green sphere Dune Frank Herbert
October 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Time to clean the printer gun.
twitter screenshot Pranay Pathole @PPathole Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize. 6:51 AM - Apr 12, 2019 1.1K Reposts 1,140 Quotes 35.1K Likes 967 Bookmarks
October 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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simone biles making a "yikes" face
October 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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twitter screenshot Gritty is just a fully evolved Phanatic @justin_klugh JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes
October 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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an amazing thing sibling purchased
Print of Strawberry Shortcake waving with the text “Ay! i’m bein’ gay over here!”
September 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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last birthday present just arrived, the clock says APRIL 1805
box for 4k Blu-Ray edition of Master and Commander—The Far Side of the World
September 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Nikola "The Joker" Jokic
August 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Meatwad, Frylock, and Master Shake behind Carl's house. Shake is in Carl's pool, holding a cell phone, and the back half of his head is melting off. Frylock looks at Shake in surprise. Meatwad is speaking. He has a garden hose tied around his head holding a spray bottle, with an additional spray bottle stuck in the side of his head. There is a black trash bag died around him like a cape. There are gold labels with black text stuck to his forehead that read MR².
August 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
A white, red-haired woman in profile shown in two images, one above the other. in the second image, she has covered her mouth with her left hand. frame 1 subtitle: I never wanted to be your mother. frame 2 subtitle: *starts beatboxing*
August 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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ALAW
Man with long hair wearing a dark blue hoodie with LEEDS in yellow text
August 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Feels 98°? We are going back to Adidas, aren’t we?
Partly cloudy graphic on blue background (Text) 91° Feels 98° Ah, summer. The season of sunburn, sweat, and spontaneous combustion.
August 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Man in black hat and glasses behind a van looking up at the sky. Rocky Balboa, in "Creed", wondering what the cloud is.
August 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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No cheating post your Lock Screen
iPhone lock screen featuring a black and white image of smoke rising from Neyland Stadium following Tennessee’s 2022 52-49 victory over Alabama
July 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I’ll just check out the forecast for next week.

Oh. That’s probably not great.
Thursday, July 31 Thunderstorms Temperature 77 - 96 Feels Like 77 - 126
July 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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I mean, it is canonically in the Matrix.
Screenshot of the opening chase sequence from The Matrix, featuring the Nashville skyline in the background.
July 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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You've inherited a movie theater; what's you first double feature?
movie poster for The Hunt for Red October movie poster for Jurassic Park
July 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Will Muschamp being interviewed on the field in Neyland Stadium after Florida's 10-9 football victory over Tennessee.
June 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Very cool book my sibling ordered for me from Japan, along with the neat stamps on the envelope (bats!)
A brown Japanese book titled ‘A Dictionary of Color Combinations’ sitting on top of a white envelope covered in stamps
June 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Need to rewatch Edgerunners soon.
Muscled white man with receding blonde hair and a gray beard stands in front of an explosion with his head bowed. There are a pair of gun stocks visible on his back.
May 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Lack of game recognize lack of game. When you know, you know.
@jasonkbates.bsky.social and @briesmith.xyz both recognizing the palpable Dooley-era-Tennessee-Football-Opportunity-is-Nowhere energy flowing from the Canucks' latest marketing phrase "No Grit. No Grind. No Greatness."
May 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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prickly, with layers
Shrek Pete Hornberger Moe Szyslak Sandor Clegane
May 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Ali Riley with her hands folded together with text "I was just praying"
May 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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@wyattswickedgoods.com relevant
@GregProops setting me straight about the Boonta Classic and Whose Line Is It Anyway?
April 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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April 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM