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JPLovecraft
@jasonnevermind.bsky.social
I used to be a club DJ.
Every once in a while I remember that I made an audio book

Satirical Lovecraftian Fiction

on.soundcloud.com/dBcCQJVfkdmi...
The Sandwich: Tales Of Fantasy & Delusion by JP Lovecraft (audiobook)
https://linktr.ee/VampireOnAPony A young man awakes in a dream due to the call of Mother Nature only to encounter a strange phantom at the end of the hallway, next to the bathroom, eating a sandwich
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December 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Fuuuuuuuuudge! It’s a beautiful fuggin day.
December 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
For budgetary reasons all Xmas gifts received from me this year will be sourced from my local little free library because I know you wore out your copy of Dianetics.
December 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I just invited you to earn with Uber. drivers.uber.com/i/xt83g2u
Uber
Uber
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December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I crave to share company with an empathetic soul that can match my freak.
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
It’s a rocksteady kinda day.

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Rocking Steady by OGDJ4AM on Apple Music
Playlist · 300 Songs
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December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Last night was my best night driving uber so far. Going to celebrate by washing my car and going to see some silent movies tonight.

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December 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
December 6, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I’ve lived enough lives to pen an incredibly boring self absorbed memoir. 💀
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

I made this playlist for late night uber downtime. It’s all songs by folks that met the devil at the crossroads, drank til they were blind…
If I played it with people in the ride I wonder if they would notice 💀😃
Hit shuffle & shake hands with the devil’s son in law.
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Anyone else constantly planning their day / trying to figure out life so hard that you can’t see the trees?
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’ve applied for at least a bazillion jobs this week. Fingers crossed. I’ve never craved normalcy and routine like this before.
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Everyday I wake up, look in the mirror and realize I’m morphing into a turtle 🐢
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Stay Creepy

Search: JP Lovecraft’s Creepy Podcast on your fav podcast platform.
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Cup of brown water on a misty grey morning. Time for a stroll through the hood.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The best thing about a stress dream is waking up and realizing it was just a dream.
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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BREAKING: Grijalva has signed the Epstein Files discharge petition. It doesn't appear that Mace or Boebert have removed their names.
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
What a strange time to be alive.

What a strange thing to be alive.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Good morning everyone. May we all accomplish our daily goals. Cheers.
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM