This is more like it:

Maybe he's put on a few pounds. No need to fat shame. #grammarmatters

Counts?

People of crime.

Extremely disappointed in response from @schiff.senate.gov to my request that he support a change in Senate Dem leadership. His response is basically, "Yes, @schumer.senate.gov made a bad choice, but we only win if we're courageous enough to keep shooting ourselves in the foot." Not. Another. Penny.

How many times do we have to see your rhetorical questions with zero plans for action? How long until you do the right thing like your colleague in the House?

Ah yes, the patented Susan Collins "leadership by harrumph" method, I see.

Does he need help packing?

Turned 50 today and having deep thoughts like: “Why do we live in what has to be the stupidest time line in the multiverse?” and: “What color should I paint my nails next?”

Please sir, could you spare just one french fry? #dogsofbluesky.

The OG #beta.

Everyone needs an emotional support lamb like Guava has right now.

THERE...ARE...FOUR...FUCKING...LIGHTS!