Jasper Rocket
@jasper-rocket.bsky.social
Waiting for you in the Chestnut Tree Cafe, perusing my well-worn copy of The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism.
Following the currents of China (Beijing), Japan, SE Asia, and U.S. news and politics.
Following the currents of China (Beijing), Japan, SE Asia, and U.S. news and politics.
Didn’t Forbes used to be some kind of business magazine? Not some kinna CNet Apple spam thing?
January 15, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Didn’t Forbes used to be some kind of business magazine? Not some kinna CNet Apple spam thing?
Do we even know whose name is on the account?
January 15, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Do we even know whose name is on the account?
Release the fake medical report!
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Release the fake medical report!
He’s slow on the uptake. Wouldn’t bet on it being retained learning just yet.
January 15, 2026 at 3:51 AM
He’s slow on the uptake. Wouldn’t bet on it being retained learning just yet.
If it undressed one of Elon’s kids would he even recognize them?
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 AM
If it undressed one of Elon’s kids would he even recognize them?
Being anti-qualified is his only qualification.
January 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Being anti-qualified is his only qualification.
Ties? Ties to what? Her kid’s school?
January 14, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Ties? Ties to what? Her kid’s school?
Past time. Impeach.
January 12, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Past time. Impeach.
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Did she mention where he gets his eyebrows done?
January 9, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Did she mention where he gets his eyebrows done?
Just trying to think what the Venn diagram of Musk users and pervs would look like. 🤔
January 9, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Just trying to think what the Venn diagram of Musk users and pervs would look like. 🤔
I bet she’s so concerned that she’s going to think about it over the weekend.
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 AM
I bet she’s so concerned that she’s going to think about it over the weekend.
Victor always has such nice and not-crazy things to say.
December 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Victor always has such nice and not-crazy things to say.
They’re too busy stealing everything that isn’t nailed down to bother with the old man and his phone.
December 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
They’re too busy stealing everything that isn’t nailed down to bother with the old man and his phone.
Yeah. Surely no one believes he’s actually interviewing people as in actually interviewing.
December 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Yeah. Surely no one believes he’s actually interviewing people as in actually interviewing.
Or like, buy Reddit or something? Definitely bad, whatever it is.
December 19, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Or like, buy Reddit or something? Definitely bad, whatever it is.
Not just unqualified. Anti-qualified.
December 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Not just unqualified. Anti-qualified.