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Jamsper
@jasperspy.bsky.social
circumspect insect
older than the internet, often coherent, usually stoned, audhd, trans, queer

You can’t stop me loving myself 🫰🏼

PFP: me w/a cowlick
Banner: I am the sum of the quantum fluctuations in the brain of the meat mech I'm piloting.
literally everyone has been saying this for a while now. No one, and i mean no one with any sense at all (aka non-econ/business dorks) thought it would do otherwise than get middle management first. Because literally everyone else already knows that middle management is useless.
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I could not care less about this. No, I don’t believe it’s relevant to the cost of tickets. No, I don’t believe they didn’t deserve it. Good for them.

Maybe once we’re no longer trapped in a capitalist hellscape this sort of thing won’t be necessary
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Morning, D-14
🥺💔
September 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
With alt text
September 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
That’s the point, bro. That’s the whole-ass point.
July 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You can be anything. don’t be
Transphobic
Racist
Ableist
Sexist
Homophobic

now with alt text
April 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
we’re feral children of the 80s
April 10, 2025 at 10:28 AM
with alt text
March 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
things that are obvious but i had never considered:

chippies stuff the peanuts shell and all into their cheeks. they sound like rattling peanuts when they run
March 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
red wing blackbirds calling in my back yard.
March 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
hey, man, could you explain where the money is coming from, what “ID” means in this context and also why this isn’t a scam?

because this is just data farming of trans people.
March 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
okay, fuck you

(the joke is that the Korean word for sugar sounds like the English word “salt”)
(The word for spoon (숟가락) sounds like sugar)
(audio processing disorder and tinnitus)
(Autistic parentheses)
February 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It’s cold and the woodpeckers are talking
January 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sama deshita
January 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"Everyone you ever knew who told you that they would keep you safe as long as you behaved were already hurting you." - Brennan Lee Mulligan
January 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"Grief, l've learned, is really just love. It's all the love you want to give, but cannot. All that unspent love gathers up in the corners of your eyes, the lump in your throat, and in that hollow part of your chest. Grief is just love with no place to go" ~ Jamie Anderson
January 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My back yard is gorgeous
January 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Oh no…

Hey, Finch, sometimes the answer is no, babes.
January 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hovering over the Delete line makes me feel unhinged.

I’ve literally only used this to avoid stalkers and be propositioned by scammers.

But that made it the primary contact for my ex
January 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I found them for the first time when they looked like this.
January 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🥺
January 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Look at what a dingus-dongus I am. I dropped my phone on my face last night
January 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Never mind shock, the real answer, but seeing so many historic natural disasters in quick succession and then being the victim of the next one might leave one feeling fully numb
January 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
of course
January 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love getting all the 소복소복 photos from my family in the middle of a snowstorm. It looks so peaceful.
January 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM