Jasper Ursus
@jasperursus.bsky.social
28 | Chicago | They/He | I like cars and trains 💍 @cafecatrisu.bsky.social 💍 No minors please, I talk about 18+ stuff sometimes | Next Con: MFF
This looks like some shit from a Silent Hill game.
Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This looks like some shit from a Silent Hill game.
MFF keeps proving to be the worst of the big cons over and over again. Like I’m only going because I live here and already spent money on it but holy shit I might just skip next year and have a movie night with friends instead.
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
MFF keeps proving to be the worst of the big cons over and over again. Like I’m only going because I live here and already spent money on it but holy shit I might just skip next year and have a movie night with friends instead.
Why the fuck are people already at MFF, and why are they already horny?!?
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Why the fuck are people already at MFF, and why are they already horny?!?
What the fuck is this
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What the fuck is this
I genuinely really appreciate my non-furry friends. They keep me grounded to reality in a way that seems impossible for the fandom to accomplish (I still love the fandom but damn it’s really a different parallel universe)
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I genuinely really appreciate my non-furry friends. They keep me grounded to reality in a way that seems impossible for the fandom to accomplish (I still love the fandom but damn it’s really a different parallel universe)
Japchae and waffles, truly the breakfast of chameons
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Japchae and waffles, truly the breakfast of chameons
An old Korean woman called me a foreigner and that’s actually the funniest shit ever
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
An old Korean woman called me a foreigner and that’s actually the funniest shit ever
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Been planning this for the last couple months, but for the first time I’ll finally be selling some coffee I’ve roasted for an MFF pickup! I’ll be doing a super limited run of it and you can fill out a form for it if you’d like to pick one up then!
forms.gle/NP151uYKwyvD...
forms.gle/NP151uYKwyvD...
MFF 2025 Animal Tracks Coffee Pickup
My name is Nat and I run a small micro-roastery called Animal Tracks. In some capacity, you may have had the coffee I've produced for a party I've ran. For the first time ever, I'll have these bags av...
forms.gle
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Been planning this for the last couple months, but for the first time I’ll finally be selling some coffee I’ve roasted for an MFF pickup! I’ll be doing a super limited run of it and you can fill out a form for it if you’d like to pick one up then!
forms.gle/NP151uYKwyvD...
forms.gle/NP151uYKwyvD...
The port authority bus terminal can eat my sweaty balls. I love when the signage says the express bus is at a platform but instead it’s a local. Waste of my goddamn time.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The port authority bus terminal can eat my sweaty balls. I love when the signage says the express bus is at a platform but instead it’s a local. Waste of my goddamn time.
While my bike isn’t specifically on the list, I really don’t feel good about having its battery in my apartment… or in my possession in general…
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
While my bike isn’t specifically on the list, I really don’t feel good about having its battery in my apartment… or in my possession in general…
Someone waiting to board our plane was wearing a shirt that said “9/11 was an inside job” dude why on the plane?
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Someone waiting to board our plane was wearing a shirt that said “9/11 was an inside job” dude why on the plane?
I really don’t like technology anymore. Back in the 2000s and early 2010s everything had so much whimsy and was actually fun. Now everything is trying to wring you of every dollar and literally addict you while also killing the environment.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I really don’t like technology anymore. Back in the 2000s and early 2010s everything had so much whimsy and was actually fun. Now everything is trying to wring you of every dollar and literally addict you while also killing the environment.
I love when the Red Line train is chill, then somebody comes on and has to make the whole goddamn car smell like weed and cigarettes. My asthmatic ass really appreciates that
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I love when the Red Line train is chill, then somebody comes on and has to make the whole goddamn car smell like weed and cigarettes. My asthmatic ass really appreciates that
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I will stop reposting this once we've sold enough tickets to break even lol
We're not expecting to make a profit. Just hoping not to break the bank to make this happen.
We're not expecting to make a profit. Just hoping not to break the bank to make this happen.
Yo! With the help of a lot of cool people, I'm putting together a double feature movie night at a local movie theater in Indy. We're watching The Fandom and Zootopia 2!
If you happen to be local, consider coming through and sharing this with other critters.
anthromidwest.org/movie-night-...
If you happen to be local, consider coming through and sharing this with other critters.
anthromidwest.org/movie-night-...
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I will stop reposting this once we've sold enough tickets to break even lol
We're not expecting to make a profit. Just hoping not to break the bank to make this happen.
We're not expecting to make a profit. Just hoping not to break the bank to make this happen.
Shoutout to the M60+ such a good bus
November 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Shoutout to the M60+ such a good bus
Damn I forgot how good Metro North is,
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Damn I forgot how good Metro North is,
This is a trend I can get behind :3
careforreal.org
www.chicagosfoodbank.org
Also obligatory cat photos and if somebody matches my $50 you will also get cat photos (Praline or Pinto chosen at random) :3
careforreal.org
www.chicagosfoodbank.org
Also obligatory cat photos and if somebody matches my $50 you will also get cat photos (Praline or Pinto chosen at random) :3
October 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This is a trend I can get behind :3
careforreal.org
www.chicagosfoodbank.org
Also obligatory cat photos and if somebody matches my $50 you will also get cat photos (Praline or Pinto chosen at random) :3
careforreal.org
www.chicagosfoodbank.org
Also obligatory cat photos and if somebody matches my $50 you will also get cat photos (Praline or Pinto chosen at random) :3
At my job, you can’t even change a \#define without multiple people having a conniption over changing a switch from -t foo to -t bar. This place fucking sucks
October 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
At my job, you can’t even change a \#define without multiple people having a conniption over changing a switch from -t foo to -t bar. This place fucking sucks
Someone in this meeting deadass said “Who uses Google? use Co-Pilot!” I’m now contemplating moving to the woods of Vermont and subsisting off of the land.
October 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Someone in this meeting deadass said “Who uses Google? use Co-Pilot!” I’m now contemplating moving to the woods of Vermont and subsisting off of the land.
So many shitty furries are outing themselves on Twitter right now because they just cannot help themselves and must follow trends lmaoooooo
September 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
So many shitty furries are outing themselves on Twitter right now because they just cannot help themselves and must follow trends lmaoooooo
Every day where you get to ride a train is a good day
September 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Every day where you get to ride a train is a good day
Guy randomly yelling “skeet skeet” on the train I love Chicago
September 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Guy randomly yelling “skeet skeet” on the train I love Chicago
I published my first 3D model :3
September 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I published my first 3D model :3
I hate to admit it but the morning people were on to something. Breezing into work without traffic felt really good and for some reason I feel more chipper even on like only 4 hours of sleep.
September 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I hate to admit it but the morning people were on to something. Breezing into work without traffic felt really good and for some reason I feel more chipper even on like only 4 hours of sleep.