Definitely regret, no shame and no racism though so I think you can feel ok about this, on balance?

All Ray-Bans are a red flag

Trained nurses. Working for a wage that many who help no one on a daily basis would take as a bonus. They will be welcomed warmly by any country with any sense at all.

The seize is not imaginary. Many of the nurses I talk to feel that it’s not the broad minded, progressive country they first found and are looking at other countries where they might be happier.

I get the train to London for treatment. The nurses don’t know my town but they know the train line, because they are not paid enough to live in the city.

This ridiculous country would seize up in a week without their tireless work.

The doom-feed would be totally flowers if delivered with this helluvaguy in the background. I really think we have cracked it this time. Let pets fix the news.

Ten pence per soothing pet pic?

I’m increasingly convinced that the pet pic thing could be a simple and cheap way to civilise our deteriorating online dialogue

Didn’t Murdoch buy into it at the end? Violates the no total bastards clause.

Getting the computer to guess the answer rather than calculate it is risky and slower but also the future of efficiency, I’m in!

The unexpected inverse of the ‘this is my food’s food’ joke

I nominate Portland the Cabaret Voltaire of America (extremely complimentary)

I’m chalking an H onto my lawn as I write this

Tom Clancy’s Radiohead - Ghost Splinter

Sounds ripe, I know, so here’s my working:
The only language Trump speaks is money. International Trade makes up 25% of US GDP? It’s split over so many countries. The simplest demographic with the largest stake in the US economy is the Americans.

Dear Americans,