I like this idea, too!
January 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I like this idea, too!
JD, if he’s that sensitive, maybe he should look for other work.
January 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
JD, if he’s that sensitive, maybe he should look for other work.
He had to check with other people to make that decision. DAN QUAYLE told him the right thing to do, for crying out loud! That’s right, he had to check with Mr. Potatoe. He had to check with the guy who had a beef with a fictional TV character.
Zero credit given.
Zero credit given.
January 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
He had to check with other people to make that decision. DAN QUAYLE told him the right thing to do, for crying out loud! That’s right, he had to check with Mr. Potatoe. He had to check with the guy who had a beef with a fictional TV character.
Zero credit given.
Zero credit given.
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winnah!
January 7, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winnah!
Your only chance is to pack them up and send them to me.
January 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Your only chance is to pack them up and send them to me.
I’ve been reading you since you first got to Slate. Thanks!
January 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I’ve been reading you since you first got to Slate. Thanks!
As well they should. We cannot be trusted.
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
As well they should. We cannot be trusted.
I thought that was a given.
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I thought that was a given.
Eee - ugh - eels
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Eee - ugh - eels
Nope. Sure don’t.
January 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Nope. Sure don’t.
Shouldn’t that tell them something?
January 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Shouldn’t that tell them something?
Is that inquiry or a request?
January 3, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Is that inquiry or a request?
The orange menace is correct. Our country cannot be run by stupid or incompetent people. His entire administration is a perfect example.
January 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
The orange menace is correct. Our country cannot be run by stupid or incompetent people. His entire administration is a perfect example.
“He’s a rotten, ignorant, stupid turd! He’s scum! I love him! I will follow him until I die!”
- All those guys
- All those guys
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
“He’s a rotten, ignorant, stupid turd! He’s scum! I love him! I will follow him until I die!”
- All those guys
- All those guys
That’s a puzzler!
December 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
That’s a puzzler!
I would imagine he was vaccinated. I am older than him and I was vaccinated.
December 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I would imagine he was vaccinated. I am older than him and I was vaccinated.
A Slap might be too much
December 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
A Slap might be too much
Buccee’s has pretty good restrooms
December 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Buccee’s has pretty good restrooms