Javi
javiersalazar.bsky.social
Javi
@javiersalazar.bsky.social
Seattle
Smash burger tacos make me irrationally angry. Why would you not cook the patty before putting it on a tortilla so both sides get crispy? Smash burgers are about texture!
January 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Why are you as a man not telling your boys you love them
January 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Shaking my head disapprovingly whenever I come across thirst traps to let people around me know I am also a victim. I WASN'T LOOKING FOR THAT
January 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
These perspective-shift questions work by disrupting negative thought patterns and forcing you to think more objectively. When you think about yourself, that includes emotions like fear, doubt, insecurity, etc. When you think about others, those emotions fall away.
January 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
But actually it does seem problematic to instantly label things as eating disorders without knowing someone well. Everyone's relationship with food is different. One behavior, like fasting, could lead to harmful outcomes for one person, but be a great strategy for someone else.
It cracks me up whenever someone accuses a gym bro of having an eating disorder based off a “what I eat in a day” video. Like no, this guy doesn’t GAF about how it looks or tastes. He’s just trying to hit his protein goal.

Leave him and his slop alone!
January 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Does BlueSky not have a drafts feature yet or am I an idiot
January 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
At a coffee shop and I need to use the bathroom but I can't because I went 5 minutes ago to wash my hands so if I go again I'll look like a lil kid who can't hold his bladder.
January 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I need to declare e-mail bankruptcy and make a new e-mail because how do I have 1,000 junk e-mails all from the past 30 days??
January 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I hate Dell's new naming scheme and this slide specifically because I made too many similar looking ones at my previous job
January 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My decision to join BlueSky wasn't out of principle; I was just tired of the normies on Threads.
January 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It cracks me up whenever someone accuses a gym bro of having an eating disorder based off a “what I eat in a day” video. Like no, this guy doesn’t GAF about how it looks or tastes. He’s just trying to hit his protein goal.

Leave him and his slop alone!
January 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
If you’re wondering how oblivious men can be — just know that I didn’t ask for a girl’s number even after she kept touching my forearm, leaning into me when she laughed, and asked me to accompany her to retrieve something from her car
January 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Maybe I use BlueSky to rebrand myself and change my whole identity.

Maybe I post a few thirst traps 😏
January 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM