[distant chirping]
@jaxisabirb.bsky.social
oh hi!
i am inconsistent and at war with capital letters.
i am inconsistent and at war with capital letters.
Pinned
two years ago yesterday, he was so ittybitty. now he's 15lb of fluff.
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
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oops it's her again
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
oops it's her again
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I love boneless wings :3
February 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I love boneless wings :3
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Apparently two cups of coffee, a cup of tea, and ADHD meds combine to create—inexplicably—a sleepy boy
January 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Apparently two cups of coffee, a cup of tea, and ADHD meds combine to create—inexplicably—a sleepy boy
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Interesting proposition: *dont* keep pushing to ban an app that virtually half of the country uses regularly and has millions of small businesses and creators financial wellbeing tied to it without any plan for compensating for the economic impact it’ll have
December 6, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Interesting proposition: *dont* keep pushing to ban an app that virtually half of the country uses regularly and has millions of small businesses and creators financial wellbeing tied to it without any plan for compensating for the economic impact it’ll have
You ever have an idea so great that you feel like a crow that just learned how to use a stick to grab snacks they can't reach?
November 26, 2024 at 7:56 AM
You ever have an idea so great that you feel like a crow that just learned how to use a stick to grab snacks they can't reach?
two years ago yesterday, he was so ittybitty. now he's 15lb of fluff.
November 25, 2024 at 2:12 AM
two years ago yesterday, he was so ittybitty. now he's 15lb of fluff.
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Gentle reminder for myself and my fellow chronically ill, disabled, and neurodivergent creatives:
It's okay to create art at your own pace. Even really slowly.
Our bodies and brains work differently, and we need to give ourselves grace. I know it's hard to accept that, I struggle with it, too. ❤️
It's okay to create art at your own pace. Even really slowly.
Our bodies and brains work differently, and we need to give ourselves grace. I know it's hard to accept that, I struggle with it, too. ❤️
November 14, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Gentle reminder for myself and my fellow chronically ill, disabled, and neurodivergent creatives:
It's okay to create art at your own pace. Even really slowly.
Our bodies and brains work differently, and we need to give ourselves grace. I know it's hard to accept that, I struggle with it, too. ❤️
It's okay to create art at your own pace. Even really slowly.
Our bodies and brains work differently, and we need to give ourselves grace. I know it's hard to accept that, I struggle with it, too. ❤️