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Shout out to my dad for moving up to most damaging cia traitor alive 😂
January 7, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Shout out to my dad for moving up to most damaging cia traitor alive 😂
Not one of my Facebook friends explaining she dug into it and the reason we kidnapped the Venezuelan president is because of the Panama Canal
spongebob squarepants is sitting in front of a computer and screaming internally .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is sitting in front of a computer and screaming internally .
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Not one of my Facebook friends explaining she dug into it and the reason we kidnapped the Venezuelan president is because of the Panama Canal
So it’s 209 and I haven’t gone to sleep yet. Good news is I won’t wake up at 2 unable to fall asleep for 2-3 hours 🙃
January 1, 2026 at 7:10 AM
So it’s 209 and I haven’t gone to sleep yet. Good news is I won’t wake up at 2 unable to fall asleep for 2-3 hours 🙃
Tomorrow is my mama’s birthday and it’s been 15 year since I’ve been able to spend it with her. I miss her more than I have words for.
December 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Tomorrow is my mama’s birthday and it’s been 15 year since I’ve been able to spend it with her. I miss her more than I have words for.
Submitted the counter to both offers. They have both been back to the property. Got a 3rd offer but it was a super low ball. Several more showings in the mean time. LFG.
also lower than i wanted but thats okay. still sitting on it but think i will counter with highest and best. there were 3 more showings and they all know there are mutliple offers so still hoping to get another one in to help drive up the price.
first offer was lower than i wanted. i get to hear the second off in about an hour
December 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Submitted the counter to both offers. They have both been back to the property. Got a 3rd offer but it was a super low ball. Several more showings in the mean time. LFG.
also lower than i wanted but thats okay. still sitting on it but think i will counter with highest and best. there were 3 more showings and they all know there are mutliple offers so still hoping to get another one in to help drive up the price.
first offer was lower than i wanted. i get to hear the second off in about an hour
2 offers coming in tomorrow. fingers crossed they aren't stupid
December 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
also lower than i wanted but thats okay. still sitting on it but think i will counter with highest and best. there were 3 more showings and they all know there are mutliple offers so still hoping to get another one in to help drive up the price.
first offer was lower than i wanted. i get to hear the second off in about an hour
2 offers coming in tomorrow. fingers crossed they aren't stupid
how i inherited from my mom went on the market yesterday. already have two showings this morning.
please, i need a christmas miracle
(I also bought 2 lottery tickets so if that needs to be my miracle, I'll accept it 😂)
please, i need a christmas miracle
(I also bought 2 lottery tickets so if that needs to be my miracle, I'll accept it 😂)
December 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
first offer was lower than i wanted. i get to hear the second off in about an hour
2 offers coming in tomorrow. fingers crossed they aren't stupid
how i inherited from my mom went on the market yesterday. already have two showings this morning.
please, i need a christmas miracle
(I also bought 2 lottery tickets so if that needs to be my miracle, I'll accept it 😂)
please, i need a christmas miracle
(I also bought 2 lottery tickets so if that needs to be my miracle, I'll accept it 😂)
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
2 offers coming in tomorrow. fingers crossed they aren't stupid
Is 72 deviled eggs too many for 2 people?
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Is 72 deviled eggs too many for 2 people?
we watched the prince of tides tonight which was a great movie but maybe not a christmas movie due to the rapes
December 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
we watched the prince of tides tonight which was a great movie but maybe not a christmas movie due to the rapes
Met a couple at the bar that can’t wait to try our place out because they love comedy and love Matt Trife. Not matt rife. Matt Trife.
December 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Met a couple at the bar that can’t wait to try our place out because they love comedy and love Matt Trife. Not matt rife. Matt Trife.
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Guys I don't mean to alarm you, but I just found out that when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza *anytime*.
December 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Guys I don't mean to alarm you, but I just found out that when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza *anytime*.
People who are not christians/don’t ever have Christmas trees: what do you do with the ornaments people give you
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
People who are not christians/don’t ever have Christmas trees: what do you do with the ornaments people give you
how i inherited from my mom went on the market yesterday. already have two showings this morning.
please, i need a christmas miracle
(I also bought 2 lottery tickets so if that needs to be my miracle, I'll accept it 😂)
please, i need a christmas miracle
(I also bought 2 lottery tickets so if that needs to be my miracle, I'll accept it 😂)
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
how i inherited from my mom went on the market yesterday. already have two showings this morning.
please, i need a christmas miracle
(I also bought 2 lottery tickets so if that needs to be my miracle, I'll accept it 😂)
please, i need a christmas miracle
(I also bought 2 lottery tickets so if that needs to be my miracle, I'll accept it 😂)
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Dear Boss: I’m not coming in to work today, the vibes are off
December 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Dear Boss: I’m not coming in to work today, the vibes are off
Still sick as a dog but it’s secret Santa day. Do I go into work on time and leave after the meeting (I am so tired 😭) do I sleep 2 hours and go in late just for the meeting then come home? Do I not show at all. I am so miseroble
December 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Still sick as a dog but it’s secret Santa day. Do I go into work on time and leave after the meeting (I am so tired 😭) do I sleep 2 hours and go in late just for the meeting then come home? Do I not show at all. I am so miseroble
I was sitting and all of a sudden my right hand is tingly and I can’t feel my pinky and ring finger. How worried should I be?
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I was sitting and all of a sudden my right hand is tingly and I can’t feel my pinky and ring finger. How worried should I be?
I have 99 problems and selling out this weekend's shows will solve 90 of them
December 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have 99 problems and selling out this weekend's shows will solve 90 of them
The best thing about where we live is I can run home from the bar real quick, heat up leftovers, then take my place back at the bar and eat my food (we live next door to a bar)
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The best thing about where we live is I can run home from the bar real quick, heat up leftovers, then take my place back at the bar and eat my food (we live next door to a bar)
Watching Younger and this Thad plot is wild
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Watching Younger and this Thad plot is wild
aaaaand im done 🎉
I can't do the things I want to do until I do the things I have to do which means neither will get done today
why i am this way
why i am this way
December 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
aaaaand im done 🎉
I can't do the things I want to do until I do the things I have to do which means neither will get done today
why i am this way
why i am this way
December 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I can't do the things I want to do until I do the things I have to do which means neither will get done today
why i am this way
why i am this way
Most of the people didn’t show up but all the business owners who can’t come usually are here because they shut down for the snow 🤙🤙🤙
We have 24 people who bought tickets for the late show. Over/under on anyone showing up in 30 minutes 🙃
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Most of the people didn’t show up but all the business owners who can’t come usually are here because they shut down for the snow 🤙🤙🤙
We have 24 people who bought tickets for the late show. Over/under on anyone showing up in 30 minutes 🙃
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
We have 24 people who bought tickets for the late show. Over/under on anyone showing up in 30 minutes 🙃