Jaxtronaut
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This Just In, X is removing divorce for a new feature called X-Wife, now available to Premium Subscribers
May 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This Just In, X is removing divorce for a new feature called X-Wife, now available to Premium Subscribers
Ladies and Gentlemen
✨ Her ✨
✨ Her ✨
a woman is standing in front of a building wearing a green jacket with a picture on it .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a building wearing a green jacket with a picture on it .
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May 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen
✨ Her ✨
✨ Her ✨
For a second I saw the first picture and thought they were like really pretty skyscrapers shaped like pens and I was like WHERE?!
April 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
For a second I saw the first picture and thought they were like really pretty skyscrapers shaped like pens and I was like WHERE?!
Same here, i already submitted a crash report
March 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Same here, i already submitted a crash report
This is such a mood 😭
January 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This is such a mood 😭
Damn you're right...
I'll fight the tickets in court but I don't think they'll accept "Gotta Go Fast" as a medical condition
I'll fight the tickets in court but I don't think they'll accept "Gotta Go Fast" as a medical condition
January 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Damn you're right...
I'll fight the tickets in court but I don't think they'll accept "Gotta Go Fast" as a medical condition
I'll fight the tickets in court but I don't think they'll accept "Gotta Go Fast" as a medical condition
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Don't think for a second this is over. You poor saps, You poor fools
What reckoning to come, be it exacted in divine retribution or as the consequence of their madness, will come at long last and we will pay the price.
What reckoning to come, be it exacted in divine retribution or as the consequence of their madness, will come at long last and we will pay the price.
January 16, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Don't think for a second this is over. You poor saps, You poor fools
What reckoning to come, be it exacted in divine retribution or as the consequence of their madness, will come at long last and we will pay the price.
What reckoning to come, be it exacted in divine retribution or as the consequence of their madness, will come at long last and we will pay the price.
Your wisdom has been much appreciated Uncle Ali, thank you
January 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Your wisdom has been much appreciated Uncle Ali, thank you
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its clearly stated in section 5, Under paragraph 3, clause 24 on my contract that i get to eat ALL the Numnums and use your bathroom as my Air BnB
January 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
its clearly stated in section 5, Under paragraph 3, clause 24 on my contract that i get to eat ALL the Numnums and use your bathroom as my Air BnB