I'm rooting for the Blue Jays in the #worldseries. Trump talking about annexing Canada only for Canada to claim our national past time would simply be the most hilarious outcome. #mlb #baseball
OH, and also #releasetheepsteinfiles

Calling it right now, if Trump is outed as a pedo his team will immediately claim he has dementia and is unfit to stand trial.

Saying you hate J.K. Rowling doesn't mean shit to me if you watch the new Harry Potter series. The last HP book kinda sucks anyways. Find a new series to be obsessed with.

What do yall think Carrie Underwood's PR team was screaming after she lost all those spotify listeners? 'Jesus Take the Wheel!'?

If you have to use AI to make your texts and emails sound better, then you are simply a fucking moron.

People calling Luigi a rich kid like it's an insult. He fought off twenty-ish years of bourgeoisie programming to kill a man who profitted off the deaths of others. It's one thing to do something like that when you have nothing. He had a clear pathway to easy living and said "nah vigilante justice."