Jay Barradell
@jaybarradell.bsky.social
He/him. Curmudgeonly Gen Xer trying his best to make his way in the world. Self appointed priest of The Church of 1980s Cartoon Supervillainy.
Logically I know Gay Cakes means making cakes for gay weddings but now I am imagining secret cakes that only gay people are allowed to eat. That makes me jealous because I'm convinced they would taste amazing!
December 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Logically I know Gay Cakes means making cakes for gay weddings but now I am imagining secret cakes that only gay people are allowed to eat. That makes me jealous because I'm convinced they would taste amazing!
Creme de la slop!
December 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Creme de la slop!
What? No love for The Muppet Family Christmas?
a group of sesame street characters including big bird and miss piggy
ALT: a group of sesame street characters including big bird and miss piggy
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December 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What? No love for The Muppet Family Christmas?
Yeesh. That is a grade school level insult. It's the sort of thing a bully would scream to the protagonist of a bad 80's movie about a loser 5th grader that befriends a llama that can play lacrosse.
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Yeesh. That is a grade school level insult. It's the sort of thing a bully would scream to the protagonist of a bad 80's movie about a loser 5th grader that befriends a llama that can play lacrosse.
But what will RFKJr do with the carcass?
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
But what will RFKJr do with the carcass?
I'm almost fifty and childless. I sincerely doubt that having to worry about postponing or scrapping retirement plans to raise a child will decrease my stress.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm almost fifty and childless. I sincerely doubt that having to worry about postponing or scrapping retirement plans to raise a child will decrease my stress.
Just remember that for every vocal hater, there are a bunch of us quiet fans that laugh at your posts and sincerely appreciate you
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Just remember that for every vocal hater, there are a bunch of us quiet fans that laugh at your posts and sincerely appreciate you
Mulled apple cider in a slow cooker
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Mulled apple cider in a slow cooker
He has returned as prophesied!
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
He has returned as prophesied!
I'm staunchly pro dinner, and you may quote me on that
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I'm staunchly pro dinner, and you may quote me on that
What? If it had extra bacon, he could have been obliterated! Justice is dead.
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
What? If it had extra bacon, he could have been obliterated! Justice is dead.
My father passed away after a battle with dementia and I said I would never wish it on another human being. In this case, I will make an exception
November 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My father passed away after a battle with dementia and I said I would never wish it on another human being. In this case, I will make an exception
In this economy?
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
In this economy?
Piper feels his pain
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Piper feels his pain
I have some spare cursed totems and a monkey's paw you can borrow as long as you aren't a narc
October 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I have some spare cursed totems and a monkey's paw you can borrow as long as you aren't a narc
Not even a good one. The kind of show that followed He-Man or G.I. Joe and you are still pumped from the show, but you get halfway through the theme song and decide you would rather play outside than watch "Petey And The Wobbly Pops"
September 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Not even a good one. The kind of show that followed He-Man or G.I. Joe and you are still pumped from the show, but you get halfway through the theme song and decide you would rather play outside than watch "Petey And The Wobbly Pops"
But can you recall if you were for or against the ninja?
September 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
But can you recall if you were for or against the ninja?
Well there goes my plan to get some of that sweet Tom Servo cheddar.
September 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Well there goes my plan to get some of that sweet Tom Servo cheddar.
You don't owe these dimwits a damn thing. You are Crow T. Robot, dammit!
September 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
You don't owe these dimwits a damn thing. You are Crow T. Robot, dammit!
I think it was Bill Murray that once posted that every Olympic event should have a non athlete compete for reference. That would be amazing in this situation
September 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I think it was Bill Murray that once posted that every Olympic event should have a non athlete compete for reference. That would be amazing in this situation
Withers is a cunning, educated man with a kind and empathetic heart. He gives me hope for the future, and that's in short supply these days
September 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Withers is a cunning, educated man with a kind and empathetic heart. He gives me hope for the future, and that's in short supply these days