Jay Batzner
@jaybatzner.bsky.social
I write weird music and read too many comic books. Sometimes I do both at the same time...
The Solstice Gnome™ came a little early for me this year. #negativland #u2
December 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The Solstice Gnome™ came a little early for me this year. #negativland #u2
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
These came to mind immediately
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
These came to mind immediately
TMNT enemies to lovers endgame
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
TMNT enemies to lovers endgame
A cozy Saturday night
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A cozy Saturday night
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Guess which one of us has tenure
November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Guess which one of us has tenure
This should come with a veggie tray.
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This should come with a veggie tray.
Hasbro: 'til all are one.
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hasbro: 'til all are one.
Why what happened?
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Why what happened?
Had an epic performance of one of my Hindrances for toy piano today. The pianist set up right in the middle of the lunch place and started performing it with no explanation.
And it was perfect! The title of this one is Restlessness.
And it was perfect! The title of this one is Restlessness.
October 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Had an epic performance of one of my Hindrances for toy piano today. The pianist set up right in the middle of the lunch place and started performing it with no explanation.
And it was perfect! The title of this one is Restlessness.
And it was perfect! The title of this one is Restlessness.
Every time I launch Spotifty their stupid AI DJ that I will never ever use tricks my lizard brain into being excited at a potential new disc of Scelsi.
October 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Every time I launch Spotifty their stupid AI DJ that I will never ever use tricks my lizard brain into being excited at a potential new disc of Scelsi.
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's Yvonne Craig's Batgirl cycle.
Women only want one thing, and it's Yvonne Craig's Batgirl cycle.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's Yvonne Craig's Batgirl cycle.
Women only want one thing, and it's Yvonne Craig's Batgirl cycle.
Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE
October 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Reskeet with a frog to scare ICE
I am 80% certain that a tuba player has been tuning their intervals here.
October 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I am 80% certain that a tuba player has been tuning their intervals here.
The algorithm is algorithming again...
September 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The algorithm is algorithming again...
It is over for you bitches.
September 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It is over for you bitches.
Inside you there are two wolves
September 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Inside you there are two wolves