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jaybeeretro.bsky.social
JB
@jaybeeretro.bsky.social
Video games are my passion.
Born to poop, forced to wipe.

Live on Twitch: Sat&Sun 7PM CST
twitch.tv/jb_retro

Business inquiries: [email protected] (Don't ask, I made it when I was 14.)
I'm gonna waltz into stream with the bowtie and the wife I met in Japan at Reptarland.
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 AM
True, but imagine me just spiking the microphone with "STUUUUU! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING OVER!" in that nasally voice.
January 21, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Thank you! A lot of prep work went into it, tbh.
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 AM
The jumping-jack ones definitely earned the "Jumping Fuck" label for me lmao
January 19, 2026 at 12:44 AM
*music stops*
a cartoon character wearing a santa hat and sunglasses is sitting in the snow
Alt: Gif of the California Raisin raising his sunglasses up quizzicly
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January 16, 2026 at 6:53 AM