Jay Castration
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He/Him - Jimvox "Jay" Castration.
A four-eyed alien slug parasitoid from Zorgulon{III} in the brain casing of a 20-zoomething from Sweden - A loud, bracefaced gremlin punk that streams, makes videos on the interwebs, and studies biomechanical engineering.
A four-eyed alien slug parasitoid from Zorgulon{III} in the brain casing of a 20-zoomething from Sweden - A loud, bracefaced gremlin punk that streams, makes videos on the interwebs, and studies biomechanical engineering.
yes, hello, AI chat bot, please generate for me an image of this guy eating a whole plate of spaghetti using nothing but the peristalsis of his ass please. thanks
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 AM
yes, hello, AI chat bot, please generate for me an image of this guy eating a whole plate of spaghetti using nothing but the peristalsis of his ass please. thanks
Shout-out to all the kids I wishing their dogs would live forever Fluffy IS still alive in the farm upstate and he IS begging for death every moment of it's unnaturally extended life
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Shout-out to all the kids I wishing their dogs would live forever Fluffy IS still alive in the farm upstate and he IS begging for death every moment of it's unnaturally extended life
Spewing period blood from my face every time I shave my face
December 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Spewing period blood from my face every time I shave my face
First man to regrow their foreskin is gonna revolutionize the balloon industry.
December 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
First man to regrow their foreskin is gonna revolutionize the balloon industry.
In a cargo box?
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
In a cargo box?
Maaan, the steam machine is going to cost so fucking much
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Maaan, the steam machine is going to cost so fucking much
speaking of cassandra cain the 2022 batgirls series with cass and spoiler have so much fucking awesome art i love these two so much
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
speaking of cassandra cain the 2022 batgirls series with cass and spoiler have so much fucking awesome art i love these two so much
i found a website that archives the cover art and cover art variants for comics and i looked up batgirl (2000) because i love that series and i found this
writing "batgirl" with smoke was ambitious to begin with but in execution it truly just looks like someone busted a fat nut on the cover art
writing "batgirl" with smoke was ambitious to begin with but in execution it truly just looks like someone busted a fat nut on the cover art
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i found a website that archives the cover art and cover art variants for comics and i looked up batgirl (2000) because i love that series and i found this
writing "batgirl" with smoke was ambitious to begin with but in execution it truly just looks like someone busted a fat nut on the cover art
writing "batgirl" with smoke was ambitious to begin with but in execution it truly just looks like someone busted a fat nut on the cover art
I need a tiny diva cup shoved into my urethra to catch the little bit of pee that doesn't come out and ends up soaking my boxers
December 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I need a tiny diva cup shoved into my urethra to catch the little bit of pee that doesn't come out and ends up soaking my boxers
i don't really care for the nemesis or nemesis reloaded comics but this panel brings me so much joy anyway he's such a fucking tool
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
i don't really care for the nemesis or nemesis reloaded comics but this panel brings me so much joy anyway he's such a fucking tool
eye crusties are like a salty snack that your body naturally generates every day as a reward for staying a life
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
eye crusties are like a salty snack that your body naturally generates every day as a reward for staying a life
i didnt get why people liked blood sausage so much then i started sucking dick wrong and now i get it
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
i didnt get why people liked blood sausage so much then i started sucking dick wrong and now i get it
I am one more day closer to the void when my life is no longer and i can only hope that i accomplished all that i want before that time: :C
I can open another day in my Pokemon chocolate calendar: C:
I can open another day in my Pokemon chocolate calendar: C:
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I am one more day closer to the void when my life is no longer and i can only hope that i accomplished all that i want before that time: :C
I can open another day in my Pokemon chocolate calendar: C:
I can open another day in my Pokemon chocolate calendar: C:
Cut the fuck shit outta my face shaving and I don't cry about it because I am god's bravest little fella
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Cut the fuck shit outta my face shaving and I don't cry about it because I am god's bravest little fella
i started tearing up imagining getting a rat chat am i cooked
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
i started tearing up imagining getting a rat chat am i cooked
My coworker said I was "self-assured" are we talking about the same guy sweating like a lobster?
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
My coworker said I was "self-assured" are we talking about the same guy sweating like a lobster?
dont u dare open pandora's big juicy pussy lest the consequences be dire
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
dont u dare open pandora's big juicy pussy lest the consequences be dire
whatever zohran mamdani did to hypnotize donald trump should be studied for generations
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 AM
whatever zohran mamdani did to hypnotize donald trump should be studied for generations
i wanted to make something with tuna but the urge to eat it straight out the can was too damn great
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
i wanted to make something with tuna but the urge to eat it straight out the can was too damn great
Washing the old person juju off my body with acid and a wire brush after every shift just in case old is contagious
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Washing the old person juju off my body with acid and a wire brush after every shift just in case old is contagious
When I hear people angrily talk on the phone in a language I don't understand I picture them as a smiling friends character and it brings me joy
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When I hear people angrily talk on the phone in a language I don't understand I picture them as a smiling friends character and it brings me joy
I shouldn't be near ink pens the second they are in my vicinity much less I try to write with them I give myself an accidental tattoo instantly like my skin is magnetized to the tip of the pen
November 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I shouldn't be near ink pens the second they are in my vicinity much less I try to write with them I give myself an accidental tattoo instantly like my skin is magnetized to the tip of the pen
the new villain(?) they're setting up in the new batman is such a baddie she could LITERALLY fix me! ! ! ! ! !
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 AM
the new villain(?) they're setting up in the new batman is such a baddie she could LITERALLY fix me! ! ! ! ! !
coke tastes better depending on the container
-sodastream/fast food joint diluted syrup (slightly better than water)
-bottle (mid)
-can (excellent)
-glass bottle (nectar of the gods, an anachronistic delight one can only experience on special occasions)
-sodastream/fast food joint diluted syrup (slightly better than water)
-bottle (mid)
-can (excellent)
-glass bottle (nectar of the gods, an anachronistic delight one can only experience on special occasions)
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
coke tastes better depending on the container
-sodastream/fast food joint diluted syrup (slightly better than water)
-bottle (mid)
-can (excellent)
-glass bottle (nectar of the gods, an anachronistic delight one can only experience on special occasions)
-sodastream/fast food joint diluted syrup (slightly better than water)
-bottle (mid)
-can (excellent)
-glass bottle (nectar of the gods, an anachronistic delight one can only experience on special occasions)
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