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jaycmartin35.bsky.social
@jaycmartin35.bsky.social
Father, husband, emerging drummer, retired volunteer firefighter, data analyst.
Somewhere in Upstate, NY.
I can’t believe that twerp has an audience. Ugh.

If that statement wasn’t so misogynist, it would be pathetic.

(Actually, it’s both.)
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
We’ve heard this before have we not?
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
In fact, that’s exactly what you’re doing.

As your agency frequently violates the rights of citizens, it is *illegitimate*.

Here’s your bag. Now go away.
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 PM
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
It’s handy with oddball questions about the data viz software I use. It also screws up math and sends you on the odd goose chase. It’s handy but it *must be validated*.
It could totally take a Jr analyst’s job in the near future.
Glad I’m in the last +/- 5 yrs of my career as it relates to AI. 2/2
February 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I’m a middle aged “white collar” guy. Data analysis, querying, developer of dashboards. Nothing special, mildly niche?
My giant company makes us use ChatGPT. They monitor it as they’re paying a licensing fee.
While it can be daft, it’s close. It writes semi-complex SQL faster than I. 1/n
February 11, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Batting 1.000 folks. 🎯
February 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
WTF is up with these middle-aged men harassing kids? The fear and insecurity couldn’t be more obvious, but they’re still harassing kids.
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
A man so exacting about his STP, family members are wary of serving it to him.
February 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
This is magnificent.

“Stickytoffeepudding” as a six syllable, single word is sending me.

He’s like the posh grim reaper to all of the local STP chefs. Front of the house sprints into the kitchen when STP Guy rolls in.
February 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Cheers.
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
💯
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Maybe that’s why she’s so crabby today.
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
🤔
February 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
They act like they work for a king. As if it’s a foregone conclusion that no comeuppance will ever occur.
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
This is all for an audience of one. He gobbles this drama up.
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Holy shit dude.
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Gord. Love it.
February 11, 2026 at 3:44 PM
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Of course.

Canadians are polite. They make poutine. They spend money in the US.*

*used to 😒
a red white and blue canadian flag with a maple leaf on it
Alt: a canadian flag with a maple leaf on it
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I understand how greedy they are.

However, I can’t reconcile their nihilism. Do they not have children, grand children?
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
These greedy nihilists apparently can’t wait to get back to the days of the Cuyahoga River on fire or Superfund sites or the “lovely sunsets” we get from smog laden skies.
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Totally in the realm of possibility. Ghastly.
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 PM
They’re going to disappear the concentration camp detainees into the international ether and they want no one to witness same.
February 11, 2026 at 1:16 PM