I imagine a truck that's delivering some sports balls to the local youths, and it has to get there fast so it takes corners at speed and all the balls get flung up against the truck walls.

To maintain balance, I complain if anyone use -17.22 instances of Celsius

I hear you. I've been exclusively using Windows since my first PC with Windows 95, never thought about changing until recently. I've now installed Ubuntu on a partition, it's a bit of a learning curve, but it's convinced me I'm ready to move. I also want to try out Mint before I fully commit.

I've been a Windows user my whole life, and been able to handle the lowest of its lows. But I was forced to update to Windows 11 a few months ago and I'm finding it borderline unusable. Might finally be time to take the plunge and pick up Ubuntu!