Swampy
jaydubois.bsky.social
Swampy
@jaydubois.bsky.social
Aspiring human
Conquer, enfranchise, invest… time to get Venezuelans on Obamacare + SS and Make The Americas Great Again! Cubans, watch out, we’ll make you all citizens next. The secret 4D chess that will truly stop illegal immigration - growing US borders worldwide.
January 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
“Trumpety Center”
December 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“A ventriloquist directs the audience's focus to the puppet, which enhances the illusion that the voice is coming from the puppet and not the performer.”

There’s something here… is he the puppet or the puppeteer, or has the distinction collapsed?
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Someone needs to start a list of the No-Donate Dems
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Tonight America voted against fascism, and for sandwich 🥪
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I doubt he’ll finish the ballroom, I bet it gets stranded and we see an interrupted construction project for several years
October 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We should knock down Mar a Lago and build a wind farm.
October 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
They want so badly to be the new “Vampire Squid”
“Larry Ellison’s Oracle & Peter Thiel’s Palantir now form a single operational spine for digital governance and defence, from cloud infrastructure to predictive analytics. And Trump’s Gaza peace plan looks like the vehicle thru which that spine could extend into Gaza’s reconstruction.” 10/16/25 …1/
October 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Taking away Tylenol, just in time, and just to be sure.
Trump says Americans could feel 'some pain' as his new tariffs begin to set off a trade war
President Donald Trump said Sunday that Americans could feel “some pain” from the emerging trade war triggered by his tariffs against Canada, Mexico and China.
www.pbs.org
September 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Maybe autism causes Tylenol, if you think about it, none of us has seen convincing evidence to the contrary.
September 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Maybe tomorrow is the vaxopalypse
September 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The general strike can’t come soon enough. Let’s pls shut it all down.
September 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
On second thought, maybe we shouldn’t go to Disneyland. ‘Tis a cowardly place.
September 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Feeling a lot of fascism in the air but also I keep thinking of Barbra Streisand for some reason.
September 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Oliver North x Fawn Hall should have kids just to name them “Iran” and “Contra”
September 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Abundance - the new manifest destiny
September 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
What if I told you I had a new way of using computers, where they were no longer reliable and cost a lot more. Wait, before you get too bummed, what if I told you your boss was going to lay you off and bet on this approach instead?
August 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Should we enslave republicans? Maybe two wrongs would enshrine a right 🤔
August 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Do you swear to ReTruth my Truth, ReTruth my whole Truth, and ReTruth nothing but my Truths? So help you God.
August 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Seems like a great betting opportunity: what are the odds this will actually take place? 🤔
August 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Look, if AI will do the things they promise, we don’t actually need the people pitching it. The AGI described will be capable of pitching, fundraising, roadmapping, QAing, powering, and monetizing itself. Let’s seize the future by throwing the middle-meat VCs out the window.
August 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Peter Thiel!
August 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Awesome!
Chicago’s all-girls baseball team, which is full of barrier-breaking high school stars, is heading to nationals. blockclubchi.co/4lZpPxx
July 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM