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A quote tweet from twitter user @NeilHamburger at 5:31 PM on October 2, 2010 that reads: Less guitar, please! RT @SantanaCarlos: sound checking at the O2 Arena in London!
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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tune in for Metroid Dread Any% No Major Glitches to watch Samus get tilted @gamesdonequick.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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me when i submit Metroid Dread to a non-spooky GDQ event that runs during Halloween
Still of the “bones are their money” skit from I Think You Should Leave. Tim Robinson’s character is telling another character in the scene “The guy asked for something spooky”, but the word “guy” is censored and replaced with “games committee”.
November 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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1:06:45 Any% NMG. i think we're ready for GDQueer
The "Mission Result" screen for Metroid Dread in the difficulty "Rookie." In the center are a bunch of stats, the most important of which is a "Clear Time" of 1:25:32. In the bottom right corner is a LiveSplit window showing a Personal Best of 1h 06m 45s.
October 31, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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it's missing just one thing
A black and white image depicting an isometric view of a game world design. On the right is "TOWN", with isometric boxes depicting a village full of buildings. On the left is "TEMPLE/DUNGEON", depicted by a stack of isometric boxes that descend under the surface of the earth. One of the buildings has an arrow pointing to it labeled "woman who plays piano badly at you"
October 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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young noble: slapped

(seriously, tysm, my Gauntlet IV flacs were messed up lol)
A screen capture of a Firefox download status window with a single .zip file that says "Aa Harimanada OST.zip - Completed - 336 MB".
June 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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The “Two Paths” meme. The person at the bottom of the image is labeled “H”, the light side path is labeled “Jon Benjamin” and the dark side path is labeled “Pearl Davis”.
March 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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you're god damn right it is
A screenshot of part of the top page banner art from the Final Fantasy VII Rebirth Steam page that depicts Cloud Strife posing against a striking background behind the logo of the game. In the bottom right corner, the text says "Cloud Status Up to date".
January 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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A newspaper clipping of a Letter to the Editor that reads: Standing Tall Judge Kavanaugh's ascension to the Supreme Court represents such a fine victory. Over what? Mamby-Pampyism. And boy is it going around! I got shamed for asking for another cashier at a 99 Cent Store by a woman. I got screamed at by a young woman for looking at another woman's thong at Butterfly Beach. The Montecito Library (all-woman staff) is kept so warm I can't get in the place. For the 100th time I am forced to mention it, and I get booted out of all Santa Barbara libraries for a year. There's a woman competitive bike rider who every morning taps my vehicle as she rides by. Hollywood has become unraveled by casting-couch turncoats. Thank goodness there's still men that will stand up against this non-sense. Matt McLaughlin Montecito
January 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Sprite art of a Mega Mole from Super Mario World (SNES)
January 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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ohh fuck this is who Jean-Claude le Tueur is based on. incredible
A screen capture from the show The Venture Bros, with a bald Brock Samson on the ground in a hotel room before a Jean-Claude le Tueur wearing ornate elephant themed armor and brandishing a sword. The closed captioning says, ">> THIS SWORD WAS FORGED BY IKKANSAI SHIGETSUGU,"
December 16, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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the little ones in question
Two adult cats on a cat tower, one orange and one tortoiseshell, in the sunroom of a high-rise apartment. The view behind them is very high up and very lush.
September 6, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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well speak of the devil
The Venture Bros Complete Series DVDs are a rare anomaly, signed by Venture Bros creators Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick — copies are extremely limited! That’s every. single. episode. of Venture Bros ever created. …Available to order for one week only! Sales will begin Monday, August 12 (AKA TODAY) and run until Friday, August 16th. To keep things fair, we’ll be posting purchase links DAILY on our stories @titmousestuff at RANDOM, so be sure to follow us and turn those notifications on! CHIRP.
August 12, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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EAT-MAN 97 is so fucking funny
an anime man with white hair and opaque red circular lens glasses swallowing a handgun whole
July 23, 2024 at 7:40 AM
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The "I Wish All x A Very y" meme (with Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo on the right side), and it says "i wish all fireworks a very teleported into space"
July 5, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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cool thanks
A touchscreen in an expo hall for the Intuit Super Slam Dunk game that displays a winning prize of a “Slutty Vegan Voucher”
June 14, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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The Fall of House Atreides
A Splatoon Battle Data match screenshot. On the losing team are “Feyd”, “Muad’dib” and “Leto II”
March 28, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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finally, after over a year, i achieved a PB in my main category. just in time for the All Bosses NMG grind for Frost Fatales! #speedrun
A LiveSplit window of Metroid Dread splits. The finish time is 1:12:15, which is 2.8 seconds better than the previous personal best.
February 18, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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15 seconds last night!!!
A screenshot of Metroid Dread LiveSplit splits. The time reads 1:12:35.60.
February 2, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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dating myself a lil with this one
The box art for Sonic Adventure for the Sega Dreamcast, released in 1998.
January 30, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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it's official - Metroid Dread will be at a Frame Fatales event again. enjoy All Bosses NMG, which is a really nice category. i'm excited to show it off!
Screenshot of "Frost Fatales 2024 Schedule" - Thursday, March 7 at 8:11 PM Eastern Time, All Bosses No Major Glitches - Rookie Mode - Nintendo Switch by jay_yeen. Estimate 90 minutes.
January 10, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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taco river
a restaurant named “taco river”
January 1, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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bsky speedrunning feed prototype
screenshot of a visual studio code terminal with output from the bsky main firehose, filtered for speedrunning topics
December 26, 2023 at 9:07 PM
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A screenshot from Unsolved Mysteries, Season 6, Episode 2. An Australian man in a Dan Flashes polo is being interviewed. The subtitle reads ROY MANIFOLD - Photographer
November 21, 2023 at 8:38 AM