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Joey Goodman
@jaygoods.bsky.social
Chef, dog dad extraordinaire, and thorn-in-the-side.

If you have any cooking related questions, feel free to DM!
Senator mike Lee's stupid cunt of a mother raised him this poorly, may she rest in piss and shit
Utah voters: Are these really your values? Mike Lee is the best you can do?
June 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Stay defiant, stay silly, and get your ass to the range.
May 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Char-crudite
April 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
He is 100% as sweet as he looks.
March 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Here's another cheeseboard for the Museum of Art! Keep that funding flowing!
March 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Burn, mf, burn
March 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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😀
March 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Reposting because I think the world needs regular reminders.
It can’t be stressed enough — these people are dangerous but at their core they are pathetic fucking losers
March 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is a huge "hell yeah"
March 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Keep going 🤖🦾

#CuriosityRover 🔭🧪
March 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Elect a clown, expect a circus.
March 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
He's pure bullshit, but hey, that's what you get when you elect a con man
NOT ONE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT RECEIVES SOCIAL SECURITY… I WORK IN THE BENEFIT SECTOR THEY ARE DENIED AT A RATE OF 10000000000%
February 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
"A bitchs' bitch"
Good morning, Bluesky ☕️ 🌞 💙
February 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just go help.

Strong communities can weather the storm and provide for themselves.

You can help, too.
February 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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’Twould ring the bells of heaven
The wildest peal for years,
If Parson lost his senses,
And people came to theirs,
And he and they together
Knelt down in angry prayers
For tamed and shabby tigers,
And dancing dogs and bears,
And wretched, blind pit-ponies,
And little, hunted hares.
--Ralph Hodgson
February 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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I have a #FridayFinish - keep strong 🇨🇦

My mum didn't get it, but that's ok. My #Art, and it's going to be a daily reminder to stay strong.

#ArtShare
#FishyFeb
#FebruARTy
#CrossStitch
#StitchSky
#CraftiVerse
February 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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February 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is just a friendly reminder that Rush Limbaugh is burning in hell <3
February 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Woof Woof.....
February 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Texting my homie, "what, through yonder window, crackeths?" As if that's a reasonable way to say "what's up"
February 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Make your calls. Go to your town halls. Ask your state and local officials what they are doing under state and local law. Rest. Hydrate. Make soup for the hungry. Don’t let people tell you that you’re doing it wrong. Not a sprint. Not a marathon. A relay. Find your team. Thank you.
February 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Baron Harketamine prepares for his bath.
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Well played, Adam.
The incels finally found someone to fuck and it’s America.
February 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM