trying to open a new package of 🍃 gummies with those tight sandwich bag closures has me feeling like a bear struggling to paw open a camper's car door for the snack in the center console

Joking but not joking, are any non-american companies looking for a marketer or transcriber or something? I can type fast and I need to leave here even faster

I wrote the entire first draft of a short story today is this what cocaine feels like

sometimes I think my job is so hard and awful and I'll never get out from under the weight of it but sometimes when there isn't much to do I really am just clocking into my "sit on my phone and watch tiktoks" shift