Jay Hansen
@jayhansen.bsky.social
The face that sunk a thousand ships.
I wonder what the gambling app action is like for Competitive Mule Riding.
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I wonder what the gambling app action is like for Competitive Mule Riding.
When I’m dead and gone, I want this to be my only memorial.
June 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
When I’m dead and gone, I want this to be my only memorial.
Workers’ campaign for a living wage and better working conditions is countered with a wacky plan from management and the social elites.
June 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Workers’ campaign for a living wage and better working conditions is countered with a wacky plan from management and the social elites.
This can also be applied to “Motel Hell.”
June 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This can also be applied to “Motel Hell.”
Extremely pleased that someone else references this!
"Which is worse?"
"Wanty! Definitely wanty!"
"Which is worse?"
"Wanty! Definitely wanty!"
April 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Extremely pleased that someone else references this!
"Which is worse?"
"Wanty! Definitely wanty!"
"Which is worse?"
"Wanty! Definitely wanty!"
You, too can bork The Algorithm by endlessly searching for weird magician posters, phrenology busts and nutritive paste meal replacements!
March 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You, too can bork The Algorithm by endlessly searching for weird magician posters, phrenology busts and nutritive paste meal replacements!
Living my best life!
March 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Living my best life!
I find the initial confidence appealing, but the lingering doubt is what keeps me coming back.
“It MUST be mustard! What else could it be?!?”
“It MUST be mustard! What else could it be?!?”
February 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I find the initial confidence appealing, but the lingering doubt is what keeps me coming back.
“It MUST be mustard! What else could it be?!?”
“It MUST be mustard! What else could it be?!?”
If not now, then when? If not us, then who?
January 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
If not now, then when? If not us, then who?
It says here on the nightmare box of lies that drinking garlic makes your skin fall off! Says it’s somehow a benefit! I guess that would put you at the front of the line at the DMV.
January 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
It says here on the nightmare box of lies that drinking garlic makes your skin fall off! Says it’s somehow a benefit! I guess that would put you at the front of the line at the DMV.
Every time I watch someone write with a pen, I end up screaming at their hand. It makes collecting autographs an experience for both of us!
January 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Every time I watch someone write with a pen, I end up screaming at their hand. It makes collecting autographs an experience for both of us!
I feel like “ZORN” is a name you can grow into only if you become a space pirate.
January 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I feel like “ZORN” is a name you can grow into only if you become a space pirate.
Off-off-brand mascot has to hide her face out of fear the Girl Scout Assassination Squad will find her.
January 10, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Off-off-brand mascot has to hide her face out of fear the Girl Scout Assassination Squad will find her.
Behold Colorado College’s mascot, which looks for all the world like a fat Thundercat.
January 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Behold Colorado College’s mascot, which looks for all the world like a fat Thundercat.
READY FOR ANYTHING.
January 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
READY FOR ANYTHING.
Some of my favorite things about the holiday season are the amazing television specials.
December 26, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Some of my favorite things about the holiday season are the amazing television specials.
They’ll get to the bottom of this.
December 25, 2024 at 7:09 AM
They’ll get to the bottom of this.
The difference between me and an entrepreneur is that I don’t capitalize on unmet market needs like this; rather, I flee from them.
December 15, 2024 at 4:26 AM
The difference between me and an entrepreneur is that I don’t capitalize on unmet market needs like this; rather, I flee from them.
“Drink Beefamato and Choose Self-Violence.”
December 12, 2024 at 6:11 AM
“Drink Beefamato and Choose Self-Violence.”
The problem with a name like this for a little kid is that they’re more or less locked into a career as a NASCAR driver.
December 5, 2024 at 5:12 AM
The problem with a name like this for a little kid is that they’re more or less locked into a career as a NASCAR driver.
