Kirk
@jayhawkkirk.bsky.social
I’m mostly ok. But no promises on that front.
Is there anything more fun than talking to a boomer who is trying to navigate a computer system? Maybe an ingrown toenail?
September 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Is there anything more fun than talking to a boomer who is trying to navigate a computer system? Maybe an ingrown toenail?
Twenty runs?! Seriously? Like that’s a whole 17 more than their average. Baseball is dumb.
And since I love it, what does that say about me?
And since I love it, what does that say about me?
September 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Twenty runs?! Seriously? Like that’s a whole 17 more than their average. Baseball is dumb.
And since I love it, what does that say about me?
And since I love it, what does that say about me?
So for the game I can’t watch, the Royals offense awakens from its deep slumber?
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September 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
So for the game I can’t watch, the Royals offense awakens from its deep slumber?
The Brazilian National Anthem is a banger.
September 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The Brazilian National Anthem is a banger.
If you know what this picture represents, you’ll know why I’m in a surprisingly good mood.
September 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If you know what this picture represents, you’ll know why I’m in a surprisingly good mood.
I think I’ve seen more Royals HR tonight than the entirety of all the games I’ve been to before.
I’m OK with that.
I’m OK with that.
September 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I think I’ve seen more Royals HR tonight than the entirety of all the games I’ve been to before.
I’m OK with that.
I’m OK with that.
It’s all fun and games until you accidentally pop a peanut shell in your mouth.
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September 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It’s all fun and games until you accidentally pop a peanut shell in your mouth.
Ketchup totally cut the corner and I’m all for it.
September 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Ketchup totally cut the corner and I’m all for it.
So what if they are down 3 already? You can’t beat (free) fun at the old ballpark!
September 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
So what if they are down 3 already? You can’t beat (free) fun at the old ballpark!
Since I’ll be there tonight I was really hoping Jensen would be behind the plate and Jac would be DH giving Salvy a day off.
September 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Since I’ll be there tonight I was really hoping Jensen would be behind the plate and Jac would be DH giving Salvy a day off.
Sounds like I picked the wrong week to let my Apple TV+ trial stop.
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June 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Sounds like I picked the wrong week to let my Apple TV+ trial stop.
Jac broke Statcast?!
June 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Jac broke Statcast?!
He’s gonna have some serious rockets off the bat.
June 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
He’s gonna have some serious rockets off the bat.
This might be the first game I’ve watched live all year. C’mon Jac!
June 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This might be the first game I’ve watched live all year. C’mon Jac!
I’m 169% ok with thunderstorms and tornadoes here as long as I get to watch Jac’s first game! And I sincerely hope he crushes the hopes and dreams of the BFIB.
June 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’m 169% ok with thunderstorms and tornadoes here as long as I get to watch Jac’s first game! And I sincerely hope he crushes the hopes and dreams of the BFIB.
Before I go on my longish run, I check the standings (as one does) and notice that the Royals would be leading the other two divisions by 2 games right now. Whoda thunk it?
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May 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Before I go on my longish run, I check the standings (as one does) and notice that the Royals would be leading the other two divisions by 2 games right now. Whoda thunk it?
How’s your mental health?
May 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
How’s your mental health?
First day back to work in a week and opening day? My productivity:
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March 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
First day back to work in a week and opening day? My productivity:
I am not staying up to watch this.
March 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I am not staying up to watch this.
Ok, I can’t watch any more of this.
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Ok, I can’t watch any more of this.
This is an old fashioned beat down.
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This is an old fashioned beat down.
I might have imbibed on a slightly empty stomach after a very long run today. So please be kind! (And patient with my shenanigans.)
All two of you who will see this.
All two of you who will see this.
February 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I might have imbibed on a slightly empty stomach after a very long run today. So please be kind! (And patient with my shenanigans.)
All two of you who will see this.
All two of you who will see this.