☆ Jay ☆
@jayhoodwing.bsky.social
If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.
Rang up an 80 year old man, and he tried to use tap to pay, and he pressed it on the pinpad so hard his card snapped in half.
November 27, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Rang up an 80 year old man, and he tried to use tap to pay, and he pressed it on the pinpad so hard his card snapped in half.
There I was taking a paid dump at work and then I hear: *door slams open* "OH MY GOD" *zip* then what sounds like a tidal wave for like 20 seconds at the urinal, he then leaves without flushing or washing his hands...
November 24, 2024 at 11:45 PM
There I was taking a paid dump at work and then I hear: *door slams open* "OH MY GOD" *zip* then what sounds like a tidal wave for like 20 seconds at the urinal, he then leaves without flushing or washing his hands...
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
November 10, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
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cat with homophobia in its eyes
October 22, 2024 at 8:55 AM
cat with homophobia in its eyes
Am I a bad person for straight-up lying to my customers for entertainment? It's not about anything serious, just like fake stories and stuff like that.
October 22, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Am I a bad person for straight-up lying to my customers for entertainment? It's not about anything serious, just like fake stories and stuff like that.
Rang up a lady's stuff at register earlier, and it came up to $420.69. I honestly bursted out laughing when I read her her total.
October 20, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Rang up a lady's stuff at register earlier, and it came up to $420.69. I honestly bursted out laughing when I read her her total.
I have an area in my backyard I call "the big stew" it's a pit I dug where I dump old batteries, gas, household chemicals, and Dr. Pepper. I stir it once a month.
October 19, 2024 at 10:28 PM
I have an area in my backyard I call "the big stew" it's a pit I dug where I dump old batteries, gas, household chemicals, and Dr. Pepper. I stir it once a month.
Currently taking my first of many paid dumps of the day. This also the first post on this app I've done while poopin'. Today marks a new era of poop based posts.
October 19, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Currently taking my first of many paid dumps of the day. This also the first post on this app I've done while poopin'. Today marks a new era of poop based posts.
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New app to sink every waking moment into... Woah...
a man with glasses and a beard is making a surprised face
ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is making a surprised face
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October 19, 2024 at 5:45 AM
New app to sink every waking moment into... Woah...