Jayknowzz
@jayknowzz.bsky.social
I'm a 26 year old college student. Writer (more of a hobby) and speaker of the bull***t
Pronouns: 'He' because I'm HIM
Pronouns: 'He' because I'm HIM
All ultra wealthy people stand weird. It's like the weight of their sins cripples their posture
January 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
All ultra wealthy people stand weird. It's like the weight of their sins cripples their posture
Me:This fish thinks it's getting off easily on my watch?
I have the bait of all baits waiting to catch it.
The king of baits if you will.
Might even call it a MASTERBAIT!
The fish:
I have the bait of all baits waiting to catch it.
The king of baits if you will.
Might even call it a MASTERBAIT!
The fish:
December 25, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Me:This fish thinks it's getting off easily on my watch?
I have the bait of all baits waiting to catch it.
The king of baits if you will.
Might even call it a MASTERBAIT!
The fish:
I have the bait of all baits waiting to catch it.
The king of baits if you will.
Might even call it a MASTERBAIT!
The fish:
#Christmas is just a week away. Oh wow!
December 18, 2024 at 4:22 PM
#Christmas is just a week away. Oh wow!
Count Dracula, I swear if you sign this inviting bullshit into law I'll shit in your coffin. Blood poop, bitch!
December 17, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Count Dracula, I swear if you sign this inviting bullshit into law I'll shit in your coffin. Blood poop, bitch!
I just saw the news. Apparently Dracula says we gotta GET INVITED INTO A HOUSE to GET IN?
December 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I just saw the news. Apparently Dracula says we gotta GET INVITED INTO A HOUSE to GET IN?
Mine's a lil old LoL. Definitely need a new one
December 16, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Mine's a lil old LoL. Definitely need a new one
Let it be known...TikTok is against consenting adults doing adult things
December 14, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Let it be known...TikTok is against consenting adults doing adult things
Zuko did one good deed and had mental and physical malaria LMAO
This mf so dramatic 😭😭😭
"The father lord"
"That's ruff buddy"
He's low-key the funniest on the show 😂
This mf so dramatic 😭😭😭
"The father lord"
"That's ruff buddy"
He's low-key the funniest on the show 😂
December 13, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Zuko did one good deed and had mental and physical malaria LMAO
This mf so dramatic 😭😭😭
"The father lord"
"That's ruff buddy"
He's low-key the funniest on the show 😂
This mf so dramatic 😭😭😭
"The father lord"
"That's ruff buddy"
He's low-key the funniest on the show 😂
bout to start reading this.
I'll either come back relatively unchanged or a few CEOs better start wearing vests
I'll either come back relatively unchanged or a few CEOs better start wearing vests
December 11, 2024 at 2:39 PM
bout to start reading this.
I'll either come back relatively unchanged or a few CEOs better start wearing vests
I'll either come back relatively unchanged or a few CEOs better start wearing vests
Someone's breath stinks and it ain't mine
December 10, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Someone's breath stinks and it ain't mine
I don't know...That CEO's back was a little threatening. Can't people defend themselves anymore?
December 9, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I don't know...That CEO's back was a little threatening. Can't people defend themselves anymore?
We had a farm once. One time the roosters took over the duck house. Talk about a chicken coop
December 9, 2024 at 10:48 PM
We had a farm once. One time the roosters took over the duck house. Talk about a chicken coop
If this doesn't work I'm going to have a looooooooooooong day today
December 9, 2024 at 10:36 PM
If this doesn't work I'm going to have a looooooooooooong day today
I hate a mf that's funny and knows they're funny
December 9, 2024 at 10:28 PM
I hate a mf that's funny and knows they're funny
When I was like 13-14 and my balls dropped I legitimately thought I got testicular cancer.
Decided not to tell anyone because I knew we didn't have enough money to treat me.
Decided not to tell anyone because I knew we didn't have enough money to treat me.
December 9, 2024 at 9:05 PM
When I was like 13-14 and my balls dropped I legitimately thought I got testicular cancer.
Decided not to tell anyone because I knew we didn't have enough money to treat me.
Decided not to tell anyone because I knew we didn't have enough money to treat me.
Speaking of Courage the cowardly Dog
What in the ghastly ghouly shenanigans was this mess of a non melanated preposterous poltergeist!?
Scared tf out of the third turd in my colon!
What in the ghastly ghouly shenanigans was this mess of a non melanated preposterous poltergeist!?
Scared tf out of the third turd in my colon!
December 9, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Speaking of Courage the cowardly Dog
What in the ghastly ghouly shenanigans was this mess of a non melanated preposterous poltergeist!?
Scared tf out of the third turd in my colon!
What in the ghastly ghouly shenanigans was this mess of a non melanated preposterous poltergeist!?
Scared tf out of the third turd in my colon!
Moms be getting up like they just heard the trumpets from revelations when you wake em up. Talking bout some
December 9, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Moms be getting up like they just heard the trumpets from revelations when you wake em up. Talking bout some
I don't take the "Cartoons are woke now" crowd seriously because if Avatar the last Airbender was made today they'd say "Toph is unrealistic and claim it's pushing an agenda of making women more masculine" LMAO
December 7, 2024 at 8:10 PM
I don't take the "Cartoons are woke now" crowd seriously because if Avatar the last Airbender was made today they'd say "Toph is unrealistic and claim it's pushing an agenda of making women more masculine" LMAO
Why you attacking me?!
December 5, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Why you attacking me?!
Spookie Coochie by Doechii was the first track I heard from her. Played that shit loudly in the office at my former job. Got stares the entire time and I stayed looking at my computer like
December 5, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Spookie Coochie by Doechii was the first track I heard from her. Played that shit loudly in the office at my former job. Got stares the entire time and I stayed looking at my computer like
I may not look it but I judge all of y'all
December 5, 2024 at 6:20 PM
I may not look it but I judge all of y'all
This song hits me harder than cheap whiskey
December 5, 2024 at 6:17 PM
This song hits me harder than cheap whiskey
Am I about to fall in love two years in a row? LMAO
Back to back!
Back to back!
December 4, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Am I about to fall in love two years in a row? LMAO
Back to back!
Back to back!