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Radioactive Shrimp 🍤
@jaylayfay.bsky.social
the invisible menace

Born to live in a bog
Forced to live in Seattle
Traitor
September 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Presidential testosterone supplements
August 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Arthritis
August 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Jaundice
August 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Cypress
August 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Gooner stolen valor
June 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Great, now lesbianism has gone woke
May 31, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Sorry but you dipshitwithhotgirlfriendmogged you’re gonna have to be a bigger dipshit with an even hotter girlfriend
May 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Jef VanderSmear
April 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
All you need is a propeller hat
April 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Kill her dog?
October 9, 2024 at 10:06 PM
August 7, 2024 at 2:07 AM
August 1, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Thiel shelling out a casual $10 million to “protect individual privacy” after founding Palantir, did anyone outside of NYT really buy that?
July 12, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Posting and life can never coexist, posting is the anthesis to touching grass
June 15, 2024 at 6:09 AM
I’d be like Marie Antoinette if she wasn’t like Marie Antoinette at all. Honestly better off saying your favorite food is tacos at that point
May 21, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Play Peglin, become a Peghead, start Pegging
May 19, 2024 at 10:35 AM
NASTY!!!
April 29, 2024 at 5:06 AM
luxurious… chipotle!? Get urself a fat shawarma.
April 13, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Yeah that makes sense
April 12, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Pro pasta salad but anti macaroni salad is a fascinating position
April 12, 2024 at 6:37 PM
You need to stop kink-shaming discord daddies everywhere by pointing out that it is objectively hilarious
April 11, 2024 at 10:22 PM
April 11, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Alex are you causing drama on here
April 11, 2024 at 10:05 PM
April 11, 2024 at 8:18 PM